Brandon Hadley

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

I love how smart TVs allows my toddler to make in-app purchases within 5 seconds of picking up the remote and takes me 35 minutes to figure out how to cancel them.

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

Can someone please help me travel back in time to 1970 so I can cancel my STARZ subscription?

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

In honor of Utah's birthday, I designed a collection of funny Utah-themed tees poking fun at life in the Beehive State.

They're only available on Amazon for a limited time, so don't wait too long to pick your favorite.
https://t.co/lgermzjkWv

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

Too embarrassed to admit my one-year old cracked me in the head with a book and split my eyebrow open so I’m saying I was jumped at an ATM instead.

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

Today a waitress thought my mother in law was my wife, my wife was my daughter, and my daughter was my granddaughter. I mean, I feel that old sometimes, but damn.

[G @g_had13]

With the @StephenCurry30 turn-around

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

@ToddLlewellyn @gabegundy It’s from a backed up septic tank at the property we’re renting that hasn’t been pumped in 50+ years. Came up through two toilets, a tub and a shower. Still waiting on a crew to come assess the damage. Thinking I need a lawyer now just as much as I do cleaners.

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

@gabegundy @ToddLlewellyn Thanks man, I appreciate it. We got squared away with someone coming to work on the water damage tomorrow.

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

@Mac_The_Jazz I do! I’ll have to message them and see if this screaming good deal is still available. 😂

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

Someone asked me if my wife is my daughter today so I’d say I feel pretty good about how I’m aging physically.

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

@g_had13 Anthony Day to Davis.

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

@bigd_84095 @utahjazz They’re from Santa Cruz but we travels through Cochabamba many times!

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

Shameless plea: Taking my wife & daughter to their first @utahjazz game Friday. They’re from Bolivia and I got them hooked when we lived in South America. Now we’re here and beyond excited for their first game. Anyone have any connections to make it a special night? 🙏 #TakeNote

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

@g_had13 I put mine in the microwave when I was younger thinking it would fix it. I wouldn’t recommend that for basketballs or your ball balls.

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

Hey @Snapchat, another 1,000 days and still no commemorative plaque or recognition? @jauntydog

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

Hey @Snapchat, so what happens now? Do we get a commemorative plaque or some gift cards or something?

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

Building shelves in the garage today. Green Day’s ‘Time Of Your Life’ began playing and I got a splinter and dropped an F bomb at the exact same moment AND tone as Billy Joe Armstrong when he goofs up at the beginning of the song. I’m convinced we’re living in a simulation.

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

*Puts F-1 Trillion by @PostMalone on repeat for the one trillionth time*

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

We brought an extra souvenir back with us from Bolivia and she’ll be joining our family this Christmas. 👶🏻

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

Brief, to the point, and professional. The ideal scam or wrong number text message.

[Brandon Hadley @hadleyfoo]

I never thought I’d turn into the type of old man who was outside at 6:30 am, excited setting up new sprinklers but here we are.