God: What is your most impossible wish?
Me: I wish for an elevator that goes from here to the moon.
God: That is too impossible. Something less impossible?
Me: I wish that I could understand Nigeria.
God: Do you want the elevator to be made in gold?
@officialABAT@seyimakinde@MobilePunch@Naija_PR@PoliceNG@HQNigerianArmy@RealAARahman
(To all the leaders of Nigeria)
My heart aches as I watch innocent citizens live in fear every day. Kidnapping has become a growing nightmare, tearing families apart, destroying livelihoods, and leaving countless people traumatized. Parents fear for their children, travelers fear for their journeys, and communities are losing their sense of safety.
We are pleading with you to take stronger and more decisive action against this crisis. Every life lost, every family broken, and every victim held captive is a painful reminder that more must be done. Nigerians deserve to live without fear and to move freely within their own country.
Please, make the fight against kidnapping a top priority. Strengthen security, support law enforcement, and implement lasting solutions that will protect lives and restore hope to our nation.
The people are crying out for help. Please hear our voices and act before more lives are shattered.
May Nigeria become a land where peace, safety, and justice prevail once again.
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Iโm cooked.
Youโre cooked.
This town is cooked.
This city is cooked.
This state is cooked.
This country is deeply cooked!
Itโs undeniable thatโฆ
Iโm cooked.
Youโre cooked.
This town is cooked.
This city is cooked.
This state is cooked.
This country is deeply cooked!