Laharl

Just a pirate monkey, living his best life.

[Laharl @hadozee_monkey]

@ItIsHoeMath @WomenBeingAwful In my country this is the average body of a young woman and face without makeup.

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@ItIsHoeMath Grok told me to beat the shit out of a guy and 🙏 me when I did.

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@ItIsHoeMath He's in the wrong for not saying just "Enjoy being single 👍" then blocking her.

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@therealjayber @RedFlagReveals This is why I call the shots because everything is in my mom's name. No asset split, and no inheritance if children end up being alienated.
And no vasectomy so they know I can have more kids to replace them if needed.

[Laharl @hadozee_monkey]

@therealjayber Maybe majority but not me. I always knew I wanted kids. And none of the things in the post are true.
They arw unhappy being married, because the wife changed, not because they have kids. Many men push on just for the kids.

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@ccknives99 @Benignhairav @therealjayber Ever heard the phrase the physical act of love? Something went very wrong with you during your life, judging by your unhealthy view on sex.

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@AwGabrel @Benignhairav @therealjayber Well, it's not the same being single and celibate (which is expected and I have no problem with self control) and celibate in marriage where sex was the norm, then abruptly stopped because one side decided it was over for good.

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@ccknives99 @ImYoDaddyNow_ @therealjayber Just go to work and fix your own problems.

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@lolipop_613 @Benignhairav @therealjayber Facts. The problem is they keep giving you crumbs to keep you as provider while often getting their needs met elsewhere. Women being honest with their husbands and ending the non abusive relationship before monkey branching - challenge impossible.

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@ithoughtwhatidd @Julxxx0 @Benignhairav @therealjayber Someone turned off the tap and is butthurt being exposed.

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@Julxxx0 @Benignhairav @therealjayber The issue is plenty of women want to have sex with you providing nothing but your looks and presence, while your wife doesn't and you're giving her the works.
This is because women use access to sex as a manipulation tactic.

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@AwGabrel @Benignhairav @therealjayber Also you may have regular sex and it's 10% of your perception of needs now. When you don't get any for a year, it's 90%.

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@farmermatt360 @Treysfordays5 @therealjayber No more marriages for me, thanks 😄

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@RetrogradeAgain @NunyaDanBiznez @therealjayber Same, mine was 1yo, found a job and then 4 years later... Never relax 😄

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@farmermatt360 @Treysfordays5 @therealjayber Wasn't for me either until it was.

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@RetrogradeAgain @NunyaDanBiznez @therealjayber Don't get too cocky, since I guess you married a woman odds are high you could be writing the same Reddit post a few years down the road.
Take a leave from work and say you got fired as a test or have a handsome rich buddy do a loyalty test on a girls nights out.

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@RetrogradeAgain @QuadooScript @therealjayber That a very shallow and feminine take where the man must always be a problem.

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@therealjayber @RetrogradeAgain I'm fit and fairly handsome and get a lot of attention and yet I didn't want to start dating again at 40. It's tiresome and finding someone again for a LTR being a single dad of two is not what I envisioned for my future, but here we are.
Most men just want peace and stability.

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@farmermatt360 @Treysfordays5 @therealjayber Just give it enough time, female nature.

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@Treysfordays5 @therealjayber Not necessarily, I know a lot of guys like this (most married men I know) and they are fit and handsome just their wives got too comfortable. Some are even better looking than their wives but prefer staying with the kids and not getting fucked over in court.