Hadley Selman

my husband calls me a drink goblin

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

I'm the happiest when I'm wearing a cat tshirt.

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

Kody has perfected uptown sauce so I officially have no reason to ever leave the house again

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

I used to go buck fucking wild on St. Patrick’s Day and now I get excited for my annual corned beef dinner so yeah life comes at you fast!

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

Did this year come with a gift receipt? I’m within the return window and I need to make an exchange!!

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

Feeling so grateful tonight for just an absolutely incredible group of friends I get to share life with. What an undeserved gift 🤍

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

Saw somewhere today the phrase “you can do hard things”. Okay but what if I can’t anymore? What if I’m so tired of doing hard things that I just want to do easy things? Is there an opt out button I missed along the way? Because I genuinely can’t do hard things any more. SOS 😭

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Say a prayer for Charlie Kirk, a genuinely good guy and a young father.

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

Lord, if you can get Taylor Swift through 2016 I know you can get me through 2025. Help a girl out down here 😅

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

Lululemon just remade the VS Pink fold over yoga pants and my inner 16 year old is SCREAMING. couldn’t tell me A 👏🏼THING 👏🏼

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

Nick Saban is rolling over in his figurative grave rn

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

My timeline is all news and politics now and I just want it to go back to being little blips of my friend’s thoughts and funny retweets

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

Weighed myself today and was 5 pounds lighter than I’ve been in probably 6 years! Rewarding myself by eating like a hippo tonight! 🦛🦝

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

You’re telling me I have to pay $150 a year to remote start my MERCEDES?! I mean am I the only one who sees an issue with this?!

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

“I love you, it’s ruining my life” is truly the epitome of what Mother’s Day means to me 🫶🏼

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

I’m really bad at verbalizing my feelings so I send my husband tik toks other people make about how much they love their husbands because it’s the thought that counts right 🫠

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

Choreographed routines at weddings make we want to crawl under a table. Let’s make this stop… I literally beg you.

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

This one hurts, you guys 💔

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Greatest ‘Monday Night Football’ intro ever?

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

It’s just something extraordinary to go to sleep every night next to another person who was meant for you in this universe. How freaking lucky am I. I just want to bottle this second of a wonderful night after a long week and experience it forever. Pure bliss 🤍

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

Ben Herbstreit is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs.

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

This is why you shouldn’t pass students just because they’re tremendous athletes 😅

[Ahaan Rungta @AhaanRungta]

The Jaire Alexander suspension isn't all that funny until you hear him speak. This has me weak. 😭

[Hadley Selman @hadselman]

I really miss when life was enjoyable and joyful and not just a fucking miserable rat race day in and day out.