Himawan Maulana

A Youth Not Wasted

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Indonesians watching Netherlands vs Japan

[Himawan Maulana @haefem]

awokawokawok @unidev26

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

ORANG LUAR NEGERI KE INDONESIA

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for a Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"Hi, you're late to the online meeting."
"Sorry, it's 2 AM here. I have to adjust my schedule."
"Where are you now?"
"I stay in Bali now. It's cheap, the living cost is only a tiny fraction of my salary. I can save A LOT, and by A LOT I mean A LOOOOT."
"Wow, you don't need a work visa for that?"
"I just stay in my room. No one knows that I am working. As long as the internet works."
"Local tax?"
"No, I am on a tourist visa."

***

"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Kuala Lumpur? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Bangkok? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"It's been almost two years since you stayed in Bali, how is it?"
"Amazing, cheap, and tax-free!"

ORANG INDONESIA KE LUAR NEGERI

"Halo mbak, saya perlu urus visa Schengen buat ke Belanda."
"Untuk keperluan apa?"
"Saya ada konferensi ilmiah di Rotterdam. Buat S3 saya, wajib hadir presentasi biar papernya bisa terbit."
"Oke ini jadwal yang tersedia."
"Mesti nunggu 2 bulan?"
"Iya mas, penuh soalnya."
"Aduh, mepet ya."
"Coba dulu aja mas. Ini syarat dokumennya."

***

"Kenapa uang tabungannya cuma segini? Mas perlu sekian ratus juta mengendap."
"Saya adanya cuma segini."
"Mas perlu surat pernyataan gak akan kerja di sana."
"Lah, itu surat undangan dari konferensi gak cukup?"
"Gak cukup, harus ada tabungan sama pernyataan."
"..."

***

"Ini tiket pulang pergi juga udah harus ada."
"Jadi tiket PP udah harus saya beli, tapi visa belum tentu keluar?"
"Iya"
"Hah?"
"Memang aturannya begitu."
"Kalau nanti abis visa keluar gimana?"
"Visanya bisa gak keluar."

***

"Halo, visa Anda ditolak."
"Hah kenapa?"
"Kami gak bisa kasih tahu alasannya."
"Haduh, terus paper konferensi saya gimana?"
"Maaf ya Mas. Saya harus layani antrian selanjutnya."

[Himawan Maulana @haefem]

as usual

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

There is a MAN somewhere right now who has:

- no girlfriend
- no side chics
- no sneaky links

Just by himself and fixing himself.

How is life, bro?

[Volleytrails @volleytrails]

Still, a huge congratulations to the Jung Kwan Jang Red Sparks, especially to 🇮🇩 Megawati! 👏

They fought with heart, grit, and fire 🔥, pushing all the way to the very end. The championship may have slipped away, but what a journey it was.

This is the Red Sparks’ highest finish since 2012. 👏🇰🇷🥈 #KOVO #volleyball

📸 KOVO

[Himawan Maulana @haefem]

wgwgwgwg

[𝓐𝔂𝓪𝓼 @DiajengLrst]

Dikirim sepupu gue ini terus TK gue juga disuruh buat wksosks lucu banget 😭

[Himawan Maulana @haefem]

@unidev26 wes turu ae brow

[anak hukum real no debat @rzlhmdfz]

Indonesia emas 2045
1. Ga bisa perkalian
2. Ga apal geography
3. Kelilit judol
4. Judol pake pinjol
5. pada kena diabetes di 20 awal
6. Bully akun astronomi
7. Kultus influencer/seleb kaya
8. Tukang scam (yg penting duit)
9. Pendidik gaji rendah

[Himawan Maulana @haefem]

@unidev26 marketplace fesbuk banyak harta karun

[Himawan Maulana @haefem]

@asyalies Semoga lancar brooowws !!

[Himawan Maulana @haefem]

@moviemenfes jawaban mutlak

[Himawan Maulana @haefem]

Mbrebes mili

[yeti @tmnRLgbolehtau]

@halsuisseo__ @Askrlfess 1. Pesan adik untuk ibunya di surga

https://t.co/QbjpYrt0Fn

2. Manusia-manusia kuat

https://t.co/DafDHDq311

3. Pria juga manusia

https://t.co/gtKT9e8uBL

4. Para sahabat sejati

https://t.co/UEfb5yIwqT

5. Minuman terakhir untuk ibu

https://t.co/6VWL7ATWsl

[Himawan Maulana @haefem]

all about lampungese stereotype

[Mazzini @mazzini_gsp]

Buat yg bilang jangan main hakim sendiri, untuk konteks Bandar Lampung/Lampung, gue gak setuju. Emang harus diginiin biar kapok.
Alur orang jadi kriminal tuh di sono dimulai dari ABG gini, entah jadi gengster, begal atau jambret. Lulus sekolah naik lagi nanti tingkat kriminalnya

[Himawan Maulana @haefem]

@unidev26 Scene favorit selain nikahan adeknya namiki

[Himawan Maulana @haefem]

@unidev26 Ost sama back song nya yang mostly instrumental memang tiada lawan

[Dino @Widino]

☑️ Tips bikin indomie enak
☑️ Tips bikin teh angkringan
☑️ Tips bikin kopi aman buat lambung
☑️ Tips bikin bubur kacang ijo

Lengkap sudah, ilmu dari Mas Danang bisa bikin kita buka Warmindo & Burjo.

[kwekwek 🇵🇹 @hahehehhahe]

@EdanSepurID takut bgt kalo lagi nunggu kereta tiba2 muncul instrusive thoughts kyk gini

[Mojok.co @mojokdotco]

Di Jogja ada banyak banget warung mie ayam sampe bingung kudu ndatengin yang mana.

Nah, untuk membantu kalian dalam perburuan mie ayam, Mojok berkolaborasi dengan @javafoodie_ dan @InfoMieAyamYK menghadirkan liputan khusus "Peta Mie Ayam Jogja" yang tayang tiap weekend.

[Rangga @Rangga19105887]

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