ORANG LUAR NEGERI KE INDONESIA
"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for a Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."
***
"Hi, you're late to the online meeting."
"Sorry, it's 2 AM here. I have to adjust my schedule."
"Where are you now?"
"I stay in Bali now. It's cheap, the living cost is only a tiny fraction of my salary. I can save A LOT, and by A LOT I mean A LOOOOT."
"Wow, you don't need a work visa for that?"
"I just stay in my room. No one knows that I am working. As long as the internet works."
"Local tax?"
"No, I am on a tourist visa."
***
"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Kuala Lumpur? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."
***
"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."
***
"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Bangkok? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."
***
"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."
***
"It's been almost two years since you stayed in Bali, how is it?"
"Amazing, cheap, and tax-free!"
ORANG INDONESIA KE LUAR NEGERI
"Halo mbak, saya perlu urus visa Schengen buat ke Belanda."
"Untuk keperluan apa?"
"Saya ada konferensi ilmiah di Rotterdam. Buat S3 saya, wajib hadir presentasi biar papernya bisa terbit."
"Oke ini jadwal yang tersedia."
"Mesti nunggu 2 bulan?"
"Iya mas, penuh soalnya."
"Aduh, mepet ya."
"Coba dulu aja mas. Ini syarat dokumennya."
***
"Kenapa uang tabungannya cuma segini? Mas perlu sekian ratus juta mengendap."
"Saya adanya cuma segini."
"Mas perlu surat pernyataan gak akan kerja di sana."
"Lah, itu surat undangan dari konferensi gak cukup?"
"Gak cukup, harus ada tabungan sama pernyataan."
"..."
***
"Ini tiket pulang pergi juga udah harus ada."
"Jadi tiket PP udah harus saya beli, tapi visa belum tentu keluar?"
"Iya"
"Hah?"
"Memang aturannya begitu."
"Kalau nanti abis visa keluar gimana?"
"Visanya bisa gak keluar."
***
"Halo, visa Anda ditolak."
"Hah kenapa?"
"Kami gak bisa kasih tahu alasannya."
"Haduh, terus paper konferensi saya gimana?"
"Maaf ya Mas. Saya harus layani antrian selanjutnya."
Still, a huge congratulations to the Jung Kwan Jang Red Sparks, especially to ๐ฎ๐ฉ Megawati! ๐
They fought with heart, grit, and fire ๐ฅ, pushing all the way to the very end. The championship may have slipped away, but what a journey it was.
This is the Red Sparksโ highest finish since 2012. ๐๐ฐ๐ท๐ฅ #KOVO #volleyball
๐ธ KOVO
Indonesia emas 2045
1. Ga bisa perkalian
2. Ga apal geography
3. Kelilit judol
4. Judol pake pinjol
5. pada kena diabetes di 20 awal
6. Bully akun astronomi
7. Kultus influencer/seleb kaya
8. Tukang scam (yg penting duit)
9. Pendidik gaji rendah
@halsuisseo__@Askrlfess 1. Pesan adik untuk ibunya di surga
https://t.co/QbjpYrt0Fn
2. Manusia-manusia kuat
https://t.co/DafDHDq311
3. Pria juga manusia
https://t.co/gtKT9e8uBL
4. Para sahabat sejati
https://t.co/UEfb5yIwqT
5. Minuman terakhir untuk ibu
https://t.co/6VWL7ATWsl
Buat yg bilang jangan main hakim sendiri, untuk konteks Bandar Lampung/Lampung, gue gak setuju. Emang harus diginiin biar kapok.
Alur orang jadi kriminal tuh di sono dimulai dari ABG gini, entah jadi gengster, begal atau jambret. Lulus sekolah naik lagi nanti tingkat kriminalnya
โ๏ธ Tips bikin indomie enak
โ๏ธ Tips bikin teh angkringan
โ๏ธ Tips bikin kopi aman buat lambung
โ๏ธ Tips bikin bubur kacang ijo
Lengkap sudah, ilmu dari Mas Danang bisa bikin kita buka Warmindo & Burjo.
Di Jogja ada banyak banget warung mie ayam sampe bingung kudu ndatengin yang mana.
Nah, untuk membantu kalian dalam perburuan mie ayam, Mojok berkolaborasi dengan @javafoodie_ dan @InfoMieAyamYK menghadirkan liputan khusus "Peta Mie Ayam Jogja" yang tayang tiap weekend.