Haley

mall person

[Haley @haeighlee]

Get a couple beers in me & I get really bad at bowling

[Clara @girl_syndrome]

Men are always friends with some guy you couldn’t even imagine

[Zach Wurtenberger🎺 @zachwurt]

Jeff Probst should reveal the Epstein Files

[Haley @haeighlee]

Your coworkers will take you to the saddest restaurants in your city that you didn’t even know existed

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

me when a mechanic is talking to me

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

this is how it feels to have a drunk cig

[Haley @haeighlee]

How it feels to read on a kindle

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

i don’t even care anymore. sure i’ll open a tj maxx rewards credit card. who gives a shit

[Haley @haeighlee]

In hundreds of thousands of years the only remnants of our civilization will be fossils and instagram mom resin art

[Haley @haeighlee]

As a hypochondriac, having nurse/veterinarian friends is so fabulous like I just send them pictures of my cats poop

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

My freaking wife once a month am I right fellas

[Haley @haeighlee]

They need to invent a helmet that doesn’t look lame

[Haley @haeighlee]

One time I went to a restaurant in Florida w my parents and they sat us around a fire pit that was filled with trash & when they came over to light it I was like “one moment there’s trash let me take it out” and he said “oh no it’s okay” and then lit the garbage on fire

[cherry marie @cherry_maries]

this is how i feel eating ice cream out of a cone

[Haley @haeighlee]

They made my coffee hot instead of iced, all I do is endure

[julia hava @binchcity]

I love watching The Kardashians it’s so soothing. It feels like taking your brain out of your head and soaking it in a warm bath and then putting it back

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

type of shit i been on lately

[Haley @haeighlee]

Driving around the city with the windows down playing the body keeps the score audiobook

[Haley @haeighlee]

I can tell my frontal lobe is fully formed because I haven’t shopped at urban outfitters in a year