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i’m uglier in person • she/her • 757➡️ATL • VT20

[no labels yuli⁷ is seeing bts!! @heolaholic]

FUCK ENGLAND FUCK JUNE BELLINGHAM FUCK HARRY KANE FUCK QUEEN ELIZABETH FUCK ONE DIRECTION FUCK FISH AND CHIPS FUCK WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE FUCK THE BEATLES FUCK HARRY POTTER FUCK THE BIG BEN FUCK ISAAC NEWTON FUCK TEA AND CRUMPETS FUCK ED SHEERAN FUCK WINNIE THE POOH FUCK THE CURE

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[🥢 @fa1ryglox]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[Spencer Eldridge @1Spencer__]

they gon turn magic city into a data center if you don't get up & vote

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Finding a low traffic bathroom at your job is so important.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

does anyone know what to do

[✰ @slowwlifee]

stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way, you're allowed to be happy while you're still figuring it out

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

as a beautiful woman, i shouldn’t know what sharepoint is

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[dumbass💟☃️ @ungratefuljed]

if society is gonna regress this much we should be smoking inside again too

[tums for men @TumsForMen]

nobody makes songs about shawty anymore. where is she?

[Punk @forestkeyz]

I earned this substance abuse

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Every day I come in to work and am faced with a scenario so unbelievably stupid

[n @myloversprayer]

i’m the first woman in my bloodline to smoke this many blunts

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m very grateful to have a job to go to every day… but FUUUUUCK, SHIIIIIT, DAAAAMMIT.

[st☆rgirl @ashtancx4]

on some shit jehovah ain’t even witness

[cow @cowincrisis]

just farted. new hole in the ozone layer.