Haeley Jane

The eyes are the nipples of the face

[Haeley Jane @haeldink]

I ripped his butthole hair upon entry- anonymous

[Haeley Jane @haeldink]

You come here often @dicetay 🤔

[Haeley Jane @haeldink]

@BachelorABC why does Lauren B always look like she's stoned out of her mind ... Cover those glossy reds up 🕶

[Haeley Jane @haeldink]

@amandaFgarvey I fink you're freaky 😍👯💕

[Haeley Jane @haeldink]

I wish every weekend was PRIDE weekend! #happiness #HappyPride

[Haeley Jane @haeldink]

#iwonderif @steveaoki bakes his own cakes

[✨ @lanaquote]

Well my boyfriends pretty cool, but he's not as cool as me.

[Haeley Jane @haeldink]

I'm hungry

[felicia lynn @feliciaskakoon]

Woooo party bus - drinks on drinks 🎉 @triciabbrown @haeldink @fwanzie @sucho1 #mondayfunday

[Betch @totalbetchmove]

I put the 'mess' in domestic #totalbetchmove

[cool story amanda @amandaFgarvey]

@CHERUBlamusica when do I find out if I won tickets for Fridays show? Tryna plan a mafuckin ROAAADTRIIPP! #TorontoToDetriotYaBuddy @haeldink

[Bad Advice Dog @BadAdviceDog]

rt if your boobs glow in the dark

[Haeley Jane @haeldink]

I wish my life was more like a savage garden song

[Haeley Jane @haeldink]

I apparently have a problem with watching Shrek 2 while intoxicated... Every time... Hey anyone wanna come over and watch Shrek 2?

[Haeley Jane @haeldink]

Anyone else on their 4th bowl of Cheerios this morning?

[Haeley Jane @haeldink]

Getting #turnt - watching Shrek 2 - like a bawwwsssss

[Haeley Jane @haeldink]

@chinner89 you're my favourite 🙈

[Haeley Jane @haeldink]

I can't wait until my hangover goes away so I can start drinking heavily again #sexysaturdays @chinner89

[Haeley Jane @haeldink]

Roses are red
And so is my heart
When you make me giggle
Sometimes I fart

💙💛💕💜❤️
Happy Valentine's
Day
from me to you
❤️💜💕💛💙

[Haeley Jane @haeldink]

I can't wait til I can take selfies with my basket of kittens that I'm going to get myself for valentines day