regina phalange

beautiful creature I know what you are 🖤♑️🖤🌌

[regina phalange @haeleynewell]

@DaltonKirk wow I used to be really funny

[regina phalange @haeleynewell]

When I try to buss down when I’m intoxicated

[LIZZO @lizzo]

I’m pledging $500k from my upcoming tour to Planned Parenthood and Abortion Rights. Live Nation agreed to match— to make it 1 MILLION dollars

[regina phalange @haeleynewell]

From now on please call me Madam instead of ma’am. Thanks.

[regina phalange @haeleynewell]

@eemmmilie Yes Emily, I’m surprised you haven’t capitalized on this yet 😂🥴🥴

[regina phalange @haeleynewell]

Omg I have (v close to be) matching gloves with Bern 💕

[daniel tosh @danieltosh]

abortions for everyone!!!! pack the courts!!!! ban hats with words!!!!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to my friend, President @JoeBiden! This is your time.

[regina phalange @haeleynewell]

Ya heard. 🗣

[Marcell the shell’s dad 👁️🐚👁️ @DaltonKirk]

NO RESPONSE IS A RESPONSE. I DO NOT OWE YOU ANYTHING. YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO ANY PART OF ME, EMOTIONAL OR OTHERWISE.

[regina phalange @haeleynewell]

@DaltonKirk this one might be my favorite but they’re all gold

[regina phalange @haeleynewell]

All the old ladies tomorrow morning when they walk outside after this storm:

[regina phalange @haeleynewell]

@DaltonKirk I found it LMAO #neverforget

[regina phalange @haeleynewell]

When I try to buss down when I’m intoxicated

[regina phalange @haeleynewell]

Mood af 🍕

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

On repeat.

[regina phalange @haeleynewell]

@Xfinity @comcast are trash. Nothing makes my blood boil more than having to deal with them, well other then this election. glad nothing has changed in their company in the last 2 years. 🙄🥴

[regina phalange @haeleynewell]

@ericksonnat No I make a lot of money from LinkedIn plz don’t lol

[Kevin Gates @iamkevingates]

What you do for somebody won’t make em Change #CarryOn

[regina phalange @haeleynewell]

If y’all could see the conversation me and @eemmmilie are having rn 😅😂☠️

[regina phalange @haeleynewell]

Everytime I drink alone I remember why i never drink alone

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

What a spectacular day to judge others!