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death drops and cupcakes

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Can I have my way now? That'd be great.

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I've never heard her bitch so much. #iNeedOutOfHere

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Today is the big day! I have an interview for my first "big boy" job. Wish me all the luck!

[👑 Farrah Moan @farrahrized]

Always 😂🙃

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If I respond to all your statements with grunts, you should probably take a hint and stop talking to me.

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You can tell he's the one when he sends this meme while sexting:

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And there's the thunder

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I wanna see the Seattle sisters @bendelacreme and @TheRobbieTurner on #AllStars3

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On the bright side, shoutout to my sister who FINALLY has a Twatter account!! @tb__57

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I don't pay rent here to listen to my neighbor scream at her walls at quarter Til 5 every morning.

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I'm praying to every single god in existence that this opportunity comes through!! #HireThisParalegal

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PLEATED PANTS ARE NOT A THING ANYMORE PLS STOP

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Pro-tip: don't attempt to change in order to please a man, but don't be ashamed about pleasing a man for some change.

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

Don't worry about what others are making. There will always be someone who's getting paid more than you. No, this is not pointed at anyone.

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#StopWhitePeople2k17

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@crybabykae Love you too!!

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@crybabykae Have her holla at ya boi

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@crybabykae Maybe if she showed up in Springfield once in a blue moon, she wouldn't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Just reminding you that Grap is still a thing @crybabykae

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@crybabykae YOU ARE ALWAYS IMPORTANT YOU CUTE LIL SACK OF GLITTER !!!!!