haelee

i tweet a lot and im constantly cold

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

let me eat something before i start drinking

[stella @yoonogy]

just doordashed.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

“what kind of music do you like” “what do you like to cook” im sorry. i don’t know. i just don’t know. i’m sorry. i’m so sorry

[Avery Edison @aedison]

“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Man stops to rescue kitten, gets ambushed by platoon

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

y'all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? like you're intelligent but you can't express it when you're speaking? it's so frustrating

[Archer wants #ceasefireforgaza🐀🚩𓅙 @battlehateharm]

any smoke is bad but you really don't want it in the primary colors

[kyoni! @kyonigotchi]

why apartments like to show u 15 pics of the leasing office like bitch lemme see dat bathroom

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

it triggers the little girl in me when i feel like i'm not being listened to when i'm talking

[+ josh | toronto pit n1 + n2 @pushxnthrxugh]

It was the scariest thing I ever witnessed that I stopped recording 😭😭😂#clancytoronto

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[Wasted Water Pipes @PeaceRoseShephe]

A hit from the jong on the jofa would cure me

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

[tyler jøseph @tylerrjoseph]

josh

[mauvaise nouvelle @cosmiclucas]

chappell roan would've shot her

[benja @trapddun]

twenty one pilots clancy tour