Ishmael

Stand up support specialist, hardcore punk enthusiast, chainsaw owner, prospective gravedigger according to the national careers service.

[Lewis @elseeUU]

Hi @RishiSunak please can you explain why it’s fair for me to be given £14 a day sick-pay whilst I’m self-isolating to protect the public?

I got the virus at work, I work in hospitality. I’m now missing out on hundreds of pounds in wages over the next 2 weeks.

[Ishmael @hagbard]

@misfortunebiccy @Bear_Trade so, my daughter was going through her phone today, having a clear-out, and sent me this.
he's 13 now.

[Ishmael @hagbard]

@bairdyblues My 19 Yr old is getting his today, in stevenage.

Also, rabies shots.

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@bairdyblues @Huw_Powell Was it "beer is nice"? If so, you're alright...

[Ishmael @hagbard]

@Gethin76 @Killingjokeband It truly is. Bit pokey for every day, I prefer the Orchard gold as a weekday cider...

[Ishmael @hagbard]

Cider ✔️
Fire ✔️
Big coat ✔️
@Killingjokeband on the stereo ✔️
Solstice sorted.

Mind you, it's chuffing freezing... ❄️❄️❄️

[Ishmael @hagbard]

Happy solstice, pawb. I'm off to have a fire, drink cider and reflect that it only gets better from here.

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

Strangely the media isn't covering our attempt to get 'Boris Johnson is STILL a F***ing C***' to number one. So please retweet & share, thanks!

Download & streaming links are at https://t.co/nNoHbTLgzr

If we get to number one, we'll party like it's May 2020 in Downing Street

[membranes @membranes1]

PLEASE SHARE!
Immerse yourself in @membranes1 'What Nature Gives...' album a post punk adventure of bass driven dark energy with choirs, e-bows, @ChrisGPackham and much more !
https://t.co/FgH74S7Kb5

[Tony Husband Cartoon Archive @tonyhusband1]

Bill Brandt ❤️

[Ishmael @hagbard]

@timoconnorbl I'm wearing my birthday suit. #justsaying

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@HopelessMaine Every time you tweet a picture, I get a brief notion to read "the shadow over innsmouth" again. If I get insomnia, it'll be YOUR fault...

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@RichCounty27 @Lepub @misfortunebiccy @Bedford_Falls @bigthingband And now I'm listening to "heavy seas", turns out I love misfortune cookie too... 😍

Right, where's the London dates...? 😁

[Ishmael @hagbard]

@RichCounty27 @Lepub @misfortunebiccy @Bedford_Falls @bigthingband Loved bear trade...

[Ishmael @hagbard]

So, tonight I'm supposed to be in Tufnell Park, watching @Snuffband . Cos of covid, I'm not. Instead, I'm listening to this, and loving it. Don't know why I didn't listen to it when it came out, but it's chuffing brilliant. Every cloud an that...
https://t.co/fOAmNArkLG

[Ishmael @hagbard]

@RichCounty27 Not just me then... I'm getting to the point where if a band is on roadrunner, I give them a swerve.