hannah 🪴

she/her

[Lucas Naylor @PirsigPerson]

Acetaminophemininomenon

[@awejones @awejones]

Gossip? Oh you mean trickle down yaponomics

[dylan saba @shaabiranks]

One of the best things about walking long distances in New York City is the number of people you overhear who are in Situations

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Me to my boss: Hey I have to wfh today, I couldn't answer the riddles three. Yep, they didn't let me across the bridge. I'll see you on Teams though.

[HP @amishestrogen]

i’m an ethical hater. i’m hating on u from a nuanced and multifaceted standpoint

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

[hannah 🪴 @hageegs]

@espressoponies Yes and I hated the fit and material 🥲ended up consigning them after one wear bc I disliked them so much

[jackie jormp-jomp @sydneyjanexo]

The thing about Fred Armisen in a wig is… those aren’t characters at all to me… These are real women and I feel like I know them… their stories matter

[Elmo @elmo]

When both teams are red, it's hard for Elmo to pick which team to root for. Elmo will cheer for both! ❤️

[zae @itszaeok]

i feel like having two red teams in the super bowl should not be allowed?? there are more colors omg

[trash jones @jzux]

i'm not gossiping i'm spreading the good word. and the bad word. and the kind of funny word

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Erm methinks I have a mental disorder

[betty @sluttyesque]

whoever has my voodoo doll can you put aquaphor on her lips