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Inventor of glarble gleemble globble

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did a painting of BURT from @fishtankislive. acrylic on paper 7.5 x 12 #fishtanklive

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week 6 of no matcha vapes at store. something has to change.

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downtown seattle is like eerily clean for the world cup

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Turning 29 in a couple of weeks #OldHag

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And by this I mean platonic movie night with my friend

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Romantic movie night with my hoe

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I want to give birth at age 45

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What’s going on in my bank account is not really any of my business

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I painted these and it was easy

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It’s so stupid that you can be depressed for no reason

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When you catch a reflection of yourself on public transport and you look so beautiful that you get scared

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I want to hold hands at the zoo

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It’s so cute and fun and sweet to make friends on here

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I want to start reading fine literature but it’s lowkey boring

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Trans man coworker said I give off lesbian vibes

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I should get injured more often I should develop munchausen’s

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Getting so much attention at work from telling everyone I got hit by a motorcycle

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Really don’t want to go into work after being on vacation but excited to see my coworkers and make an extremely high calorie matcha

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It takes me 1000000x longer to heal from emotional pain than the average woman unfortunately

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I can’t stop saying amazeballs

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Body is tea but the tea is lukewarm and low in caffeine