Brett

[Brett @hagglebot80]

@NatureUnedited Fucking basset hound education system is just broken in America. Why don't they teach that in basset high school instead of basset hound calculus? Bassets are never gonna use calculus in real life.

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@Rainmaker1973 Ten tigers? Ten? That's so lazy. If you're gonna make something up at least make it believable. A mother bear has the strength of 7 tigers. See that? That's how you make up bullshit. Everyone knows mother bears have the strength of 7 tigers. That's just science.

[Brett @hagglebot80]

@Yendorsmada @big_ozeal @grok What now? I feel like you were having a thought but didn't quite make it across the finish line.

[Brett @hagglebot80]

@Prof_UltraPunch @DartmouthFish @big_ozeal @grok Was there a coherent thought in there somewhere? Asking for a friend.

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@Send_iit @downinnadesert Can't we all enjoy the depravity without being racist cunts? @Send_iit is in the "no" camp.

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@khnh80044 What a bunch of dicks. Now the seal's baby is gonna starve. Does no one think of the seals? No. They only think of themselves.

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@Arcfunmi Does this guy know that the house doesn't have a flat tire?

[Brett @hagglebot80]

@EpicClipVault That janitor does not know how to use that mop correctly. Probably a DEI hire.

[Brett @hagglebot80]

@MattCas04807118 If you were a dog... this tweet would probably have had more typos.

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@TheFigen_ That's... not how cats work.

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@burgwx Here's a wild idea. Instead of just solving half of the problem...get this...we solve the whole thing. Do away with DST and then...also adjust when people go to school and work to accommodate the change. Whooooooaaaaaaaa....

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@Rainmaker1973 What a dick. This is abuse. That orca totally thought it was getting a snack and then the dude doesn't even feed it. He probably has more than one kid. This is just selfish.

[Brett @hagglebot80]

@Leni1680234 I used to be able to blow myself when I was more flexible.

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@Rainmaker1973 If he really loved her he wouldn't let her drive. No, just kidding. That'd really only benefit the rest of the drivers.

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@NWSNewYorkNY Ontario's smoke should stay in CanaDUH. Our fires work damned hard at keeping our lungs charred with good ole MURICAN smoke. RED WHITE AND BLACK LUNG. These colors don't RUN!!!!

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@Astro_Wakata That's nonsense. Jesus made it turn.

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@sciencegirl What a dick. Gator just wanted to cool off inside and that dog was just barking antisemitic nonsense. It's 2026, Mr. Beagle, get woke.

[Brett @hagglebot80]

@Protect_Wldlife Someone yelled "BEAR!! RUN!!!!!!" and that guy just didn't understand the assignment.