crone didion

beautiful genius

[crone didion @haha_____nice]

imagine a calico critter with a juul. imagine a barbie doll with no drip. imagine the little match girl if she had a torch lighter. imagine the polo horse unbridled. imagine a non-alcoholic martini, stirred. peace be with you.

[Jordan @itsjordanapps]

happy 30th anniversary to this hilarious and gorgeous movie

[crone didion @haha_____nice]

crying tears of hope and ecstatic joy over this…

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

ALYSA LIU'S GOLD-WINNING FREE SKATE ROUTINE! ⭐️ #WinterOlympics

[crone didion @haha_____nice]

@pillzmp3 gnome chompy

[crone didion @haha_____nice]

boss saw me tweet this and yelled at me for being on the damn phone too much :)

[crone didion @haha_____nice]

in France they kiss on main street. so why don’t you jot that down

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[crone didion @haha_____nice]

accountable Okay Kaya be like Watch This Piper Pay Itself

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@pillzmp3 Sweater

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Ann Lee Fabulous

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THEY NEED SHAKERS LIKE ME!!

[crone didion @haha_____nice]

opening instagram at work is the cigarette of the mind

[crone didion @haha_____nice]

Agnes thinks she’s Baba Yaga, William Shakespeare thinks he’s Socrates, hamnet thinks he’s the hamburglar

[‎ً @labyerenth]

It don don me

[crone didion @haha_____nice]

i would create such incredible emojis if they let me… i would create things like “wind handshake” and “greige” and yeah i know i can do the AI… but i mean if they really let me behind the wheel. i would make a pez dispenser emoji

[key @BB84QKD]

Whole Foods employee: hi can I help you find anything?

me (radiating asexual indifference): no thanks

[crone didion @haha_____nice]

men are addicted to asking if you want to get ethiopian food

[crone didion @haha_____nice]

men are addicted to asking if things are copacetic

[crone didion @haha_____nice]

dad getting feisty in manhattan traffic and it is giving me physical anxiety also we have a 6’ christmas tree wrapped in garbage bags inside the car with us

[Udo Kier @udokier]

film should not be streamed on netflix. envelop yourself in the darkness of the movie hall and submit to the artist's vision.

[crone didion @haha_____nice]

cant stop listening to Bassvictim or thinking about that pitchfork article

[dj pauly d @smellagillis]

our relationship is super abusive and toxic which is how i know that if we made electronic music it would be really good

[crone didion @haha_____nice]

just got new glasses and yeah i’m like if Alice Harford was tattooed childless and lived in bed-stuy