Randy Fabian @hahafabian - Twitter Profile

over 12 years ago

@DanWMiller @CherylUribe Stern has a "Rat Pack"? I thought he has a Wack Pack. Yeah, Cheryl's a nice Jewish girl. She just doesn't know it.

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

over 12 years ago

@foreverjiggly That's our bf. lol

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

over 12 years ago

Today is my birthday! I was hoping because it's my birthday that my wife would give me my penis back. Well, the day isn't over yet!

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over 12 years ago

Jesus has returned. He will speak shortly. Please follow this account to read his words; otherwise, you will not know what you must do.

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

over 12 years ago

I will eat the Christmas lizaed and drink the blood of the virgin. Where did everyone go?

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

almost 13 years ago

We must take down facebook. Facebook must be destroyed. First, we need a really good hacker!

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

almost 13 years ago

My wife's vagina has teeth. Actually, her vagina was removed and replaced with a Venus Fly Trap.

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

almost 13 years ago

I just got bit by a rattlesnake on my penis. Somebody please suck out the poison.

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

almost 13 years ago

@AntonioParis I saw one in 1978 over the Hudson River.

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almost 13 years ago

@hTX78 I like where this is going.

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

almost 13 years ago

Jeff Gutt should have won.

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

almost 13 years ago

@McNorfin Welcome to Planet Earth!

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

almost 13 years ago

@McNorfin Well, first thing you're doing wrong is you have your clothes on.

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

almost 13 years ago

@FatherWithTwins @ginger_xtc Just buy the kid a Tonka Truck with a stuffed toy Octopus sitting on the bed. At least then can say you tried!

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

almost 13 years ago

Mine golfreen locks tu bites mine balz. Eez truth. Sheza using her teeths on mine balz ane hurtz.

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

almost 13 years ago

@CoopSoSarc @grownassedwoman Jewish Santa was going to leave you 12 bottles of Manichevitz wine...but Santa decided to get happy instead.

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

almost 13 years ago

Santa died for our sins!

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

almost 13 years ago

@MshellyCA Country Music: Play it backwards and you get your truck back, your woman back and your dog back...in that order.

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

almost 13 years ago

Kate Upton is beautiful. I wish she didn't smoke; then I would totally do her. Because I'm pretty sure she digs hairy guys like me.

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Randy Fabian @HahaFabian

almost 13 years ago

@BadassBarbie11 @CheryeDavis Duct tape works well too.

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