Robert Knop

Big fan of my twin teen boys and my wife. As seen on: @HuffPostParents, @mashable, @parentsmagazine, @BuzzFeed, @TODAYshow. Insta and FB: @Fatherwithtwins

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Daughter is home from college and wants to know if we want to go do something at 9 PM. Uh, we don’t do that here.

[Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins]

Seeing people walking around wearing Ed Hardy and True Religion is making me feel very Fergalicious

[Terri @terrip38]

There’s a 24 hour emergency number on the can of room spray in the bathroom and it’s frightening to think what prompted that.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.

[Tammy @OkieGirl405]

Curious if any of you people ever get off social media and try enjoying what time you have left?! Speaking from experience, it’s amazing!

[Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins]

@chrisilluminati Sorry, meant “now” instead of “not”

Lousy autocorrect

[Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins]

@chrisilluminati It's not much more prevalent with the rise of online gambling. I read an article last year about athletes at colleges getting bullied/threatened/more by fellow students who lost money gambling on them.

[Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins]

@creativeTypeDad I wonder which colleges value more - school extracurriculars or a job? I genuinely don't know.

I've encouraged my kids to jobs on the weekend, but they don't spend any money, so they are not interested.

[Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins]

@sweetmomissa @Chilis 3 for meeeeee

[Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins]

@ATRightMovies Freddy Krueger. No doubt. Didn’t sleep for a week after watching the first movie

[Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins]

@LurkAtHomeMom

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

No one is full of more false hope than me in line to buy a new anti frizz conditioner thinking yes, this will be the one.

[Nacho Mama 🐈 🐈‍⬛ 🪴 @Convokid22]

Whenever I say that I’m going to lie down for a bit my dogs hear, “This requires the help of two dogs”.

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

Them: "I Have no clue what the cloning machine does?"

Me: "Well, that makes two of us."

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

[Watching Sesame Street with my son]

ME: In Spain, Elmo is called The Mo

WIFE: *from another room* YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FATHER

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins]

@deloisivete Having twins, so you have to go to 2x as many each year 🙃

[Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins]

@DwayneLFC_ I agree, but in leg 1 of the semis, Alphonso Davies was called for handball when the ball was kicked at him from someone blasting the ball like you said. It bounced off his leg and hit his hand. If that’s a PK, then Saka’s is an obvious call.

[Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins]

Bayern Munich was called for a handball that was no where near as egregious as Saka’s. No refereeing consistency. #championsleague

[Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins]

@krizziboi I’m actually cheering for Arsenal, but that should’ve been a handball based on how handballs were called in the semis.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Everyone laughed at me when I told them I was going tweet corny old Dad jokes.

Well, they're not laughing now.