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[Samantha @SamanthaCartel]

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Hit on Debra (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Swallow sadness (like a boss) Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)

[goo @hahahbbb]

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[goo @hahahbbb]

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Acofrbk dddxnuew dsaghvd hugyg. :)

[♥ nope✌ @cool_bxtch]

Do black bears have larger penises than polar bears?

[goo @hahahbbb]

Ok, so Zayn says, "Your hand fits in mine like it's made just for me." Ok, so are you saying I have man sized hands.

[goo @hahahbbb]

i don't like the song 'Little Things'. That's actually a song that helps to pick on a girl's insecurities. More on this in the next tweet.

[goo @hahahbbb]

This person next to me is really annoying. He's listening to The Harlem Shake and I want to punch him to the rhythm of it.

[♥ nope✌ @cool_bxtch]

Men are like vibrators.

No woman wants one that doesn't work.

[goo @hahahbbb]

Ok. Going to bed. Got to be up in a few.

[goo @hahahbbb]

Professor Green in the morning >>>

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Ariana was so cute in her twitcam yesterday. It was great seeing her. :)

[goo @hahahbbb]

I'm hungry now. Pot noodles time.

[goo @hahahbbb]

Who wants to come to party with me at mine's? Bring your own liquor though.