Joker

life is swell in a padded cell . . .

[Joker @hahamocide]

𝙁𝘼𝘾𝙀 𝙄𝙏 𝘽𝘼𝙏𝙎 ! 𝙔𝙤𝙪’𝙙 𝙗𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙚 . . .

[Joker @hahamocide]

it wasn’t long before the clown prince of crime was giddily frolicking through the dense undergrowth of the surrounding area, feeling the dirt between his brilliantly white toes.

cackling maniacally as the alarms blared from the institute on the horizon.
home free!

[⋆˖ ࣪⭑ ࣪ ˖ ᴴᴬ⁻ᴴᴬ⁻ᴴᴬᴿᴸᴱᵞ •͜• @rottencrimed]

it didn’t take long for the pair to escape arkham in a blaze of glory. they need to make it to the boat & cross the water, but cutting through the woods first is their best bet.

[Joker @hahamocide]

Perfect.

Absolutely perfect.

[⋆˖ ࣪⭑ ࣪ ˖ ᴴᴬ⁻ᴴᴬ⁻ᴴᴬᴿᴸᴱᵞ •͜• @rottencrimed]

oh, joker seems real sad. he even called her 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚. surely, the clown isn’t pretending. he can’t be .ᐟ a sparkle of love settled within eyes of azure & her heart skipped a few beats.

“don’t worry yer silly little heart, mistah j. i got a plan ta get ya outta here.”

[Joker @hahamocide]

“oh harley baby, i’m in desperate need ..! and you’re the only one who can do it.”

he would coo, his voice thick with honey and sweetness, the ever widening abyss, calling for the weary explorer to just let go and leap right in.

[⋆˖ ࣪⭑ ࣪ ˖ ᴴᴬ⁻ᴴᴬ⁻ᴴᴬᴿᴸᴱᵞ •͜• @rottencrimed]

“did ya do this in purpose .ᐣ” get caught just as she escaped to avoid her. maybe she’s giving him too much credit.

“bet you really need someone ta spring ya out, huh . . .”

[Joker @hahamocide]

“Ah phooey! Tough break.”
Well now he’s in the looney bin himself, and he could really do with a springing right about now.
There’s much merriment to be had!

[⋆˖ ࣪⭑ ࣪ ˖ ᴴᴬ⁻ᴴᴬ⁻ᴴᴬᴿᴸᴱᵞ •͜• @rottencrimed]

“i was in the looney-bin, ya lousy tightwad .ᐟ” & he ever came to rescue her. as usual. he didn’t even notice her absence . . .

[Joker @hahamocide]

Well hello flower!
Long time no see, you never come to visit anymore …

[Joker @hahamocide]

Toodle loo Madam President for Life.

[𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓 @exaltedlux]

Good,

Take care.

[Joker @hahamocide]

They’ve literally got me locked in a padded cell.

I couldn’t be outside if I tried… Promise.

[𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓 @exaltedlux]

Mm.. I’m so sure.

Anyways, stay inside.

[Joker @hahamocide]

No, it’s not the same!
Thanks for trying though.

[𝓢hiva @HerFinalLesson]

I will stab you clown.

[Joker @hahamocide]

She’s just bitter because I know him so much better than everyone else.

I even made a slideshow of our best hits for the occasion!

[Joker @hahamocide]

Funny?! You flatter me Madam Dictator, Ma’am!

So when are we burying the old coot, don’t I deserve to pay my respects? Alas! We were.. so close.. so, so, close.

[𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓 @exaltedlux]

suggestions— for you? absolutely not.
but last I check.. felons can’t vote so, I’m unbothered.

but keep chattering.. sounds funny, yeah?

[Joker @hahamocide]

We’ve had a good run!
Time for the law to come to Gotham..

Adieu mon doux amour!

[𝓢hiva @HerFinalLesson]

Took long enough for someone to attempt at such initiative.

[Joker @hahamocide]

If it helps. I didn’t vote for ya!

Oh boy, at least old batsy isn’t alive to see his star pupil be tarnished with such a brush.

Speaking of! I’m in need of a new muse seeing how your multiversial antics killed my last one! Any suggestions?

[𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓 @exaltedlux]

Mm.
being labeled a tyrannical dictator, huh.
sure—- why the hell not.

[Joker @hahamocide]

Yowza! I didn’t have tyrannical dictatorship on my bingo card!
But you know what, I’ll take it!

[𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓 @exaltedlux]

Effectively immediately; the streets of Gotham are closed for a good.. cleanse.

[Joker @hahamocide]

Ooh! I’m quivering, in fact I think I peed a little!

The more the merrier my little ginger-snap.
Still need everyone else to fight your battles for you?

[ʙᴀʀʙᴀʀᴀ ɢᴏʀᴅᴏɴ @AuburnSignal]

You should know I have the Canary on speed dial. She'll do a lot worse than me. Now get out.

[Joker @hahamocide]

Now is that any way to treat an old friend?!

You wound me!
Or I wound you?
I get it all topsy turvy!

[ʙᴀʀʙᴀʀᴀ ɢᴏʀᴅᴏɴ @AuburnSignal]

Get the fuck away from me.

[Joker @hahamocide]

Sorry I messed up your universe @InjustlceBatman xoxo.

[Joker @hahamocide]

Waving *cutely and nonchalantly* at @AuburnSignal.

“Hellooooo Barbara . . !”

[Joker @hahamocide]

Only you …
… Can make this world seem right …

Only you …

[Batman @CrimeAlleys]

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