Heather

thirty, flirty, and begrudgingly.

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

Maybe we should test this out? 😂

[game recognizer 🫡 @storylinefever]

our classics are being forgotten at an alarming rate

[Zasquiat @MoneyBaggYerrrr]

She gonna call your mother something you never heard her get called before…

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

you can charge $20 for a sandwich now, even if it’s not that good. you didn’t used to be able to charge $20 for a sandwich — especially if it wasn’t that good — but you can now

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Authenticators be like: Is this you logging in on your laptop at the same office you’ve worked at for five years????

[Frontierism @frontierism]

He’s from Texas I can tell

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

BREAKING - Americans would prefer a multi-million dollar stock portfolio that'll fund their lifestyle indefinitely vs. having to wake up and go to work 5 days a week.

[Heather @hahheather]

Tom Cruise?

[Graeter's Ice Cream @graeters]

ice cream for breakfast today just to be safe

[Amanda Deibert @amandadeibert]

No fruits and veggies and we should all drink Diet Coke all day. Nature is healing itself

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

*nodding* diet coke is medicine

[✨ @abolishcxps]

people on fb marketplace are WAY too cavalier with the term “mid century modern”

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

[lele @kngdnspell]

Me at Taylor Swift's wedding: Are you wearing the...?
Gigi Hadid: The Shabana Azeez at The Pitt S2 LA Premiere? Yes. Yes, I am.

[Heather @hahheather]

@KristinWithAni7 @WarhammerMents @pgh_scanner That’s just predatory towing, nothing to do with the city police. They do love to ticket you for parking but it’s private towing that’s predatory.

[row 💍 @howdiditrow]

same thing, different fonts

[Heather @hahheather]

I accidentally used this 🤣 emoji instead of this one 😂 and now my muscle memory is plaguing my replies with too much enthusiasm.