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I have my moments, but on good days I am charming as f---

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@sarahcpr Obviously hilarious as always- but am I the only one obsessed with her shoes? Ok so just me then.

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Spoiler- Scoops Ahoy Steve is my favorite Steve #strangerthings #steveharrington

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Neither of my children has even opened their chocolate bunnies. #parentingfail 🍫🐇

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Sometimes you just need a hit 🐦☕️ @peetscoffee #coffee #bird

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I’m the sort of old school nerd who prints out the #RecordStoreDay list, from her phone. I’m complicated.

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When you are trying to make better choices but you find yourself missing your toxic bad boy ex.
#paperstrawproblems
#paperstraw
#straw
#tea

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@TheBloggess My husband brought me back this entire series from Japan-the “too free goddess” I really need to find the rest of them

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I don’t understand a spellcheck that is smart enough to know how to spell #quidditch and the proper spelling and capitalization of #OompaLoompas, yet always thinks I’m trying to spell ducking.

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My kid renamed @mattnathanson new song “Mine” the “Seagull Song” and I can’t unhear it. #mineminemine #mine

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Shout out to @ParkCentralSF restaurant staff going above and beyond to bring me my own carafe of ice tea this morning- I mean really what kind of person drinks it at breakfast? 🙋‍♀️

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Never too young to double down.
❤️♠️♦️♣️
"Happy Gambling"
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#travel
#gambling
#games
#kids

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In the shadow of Mt Vesuvius burning it's still a day at the beach
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#mtvesuvius #fire #italy #pompei #beach

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Just heard "Drink Up" by #Train it's like a window into a midlife crisis. Am I the only one worried about them?

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Binge watched 13 Reasons Why
*now finds herself seriously considering home schooling*
#13reasonswhy @13ReasonsWhy

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My kids have discovered "life hacks" on @YouTube. I'm sure this will end well. #lifehacks #parentingfail

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My 7 yr old singing "Cigarettes and Fish" to herself just now I'm either a terrible parent or awesome.🚬🐟😂
@Stormzy1 #parentingfail #STORMZY

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"Chill With Bob Ross" is my new lullaby Thanks @netflix #art #NiteNite

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@mashable I got them but it was crazy- and I've been in the trenches getting @taylorswift13 tix for my kids.

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@frayStreamer same 😂

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So we've reached that point of #BridgeSchoolBenefit where people have had a few/way too many drinks. Good thing it's pitch dark