Haid d'Salaami

[Haid d'Salaami @HaiddSaalaami]

@WIRED Reddit is for troglodytes.

Overindex on it, and living in Redditland is what you deserve.

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@consequence At least they’ve been relevant in the past three decades.

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@sfstandard @KO_Crowley You can't get more SF than not giving a crap if they win the championship trophy as long as they achieve an arbitrary market capitalization milestone that's a nice, round number.

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@cspan Choads gonna choad

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@TheEconomist Why did you regards choose an image of a toy robot for an AI story.

AI and robotics are entirely different disciplines, you clowns. The intersection of the top AI and the top robotics companies is the null set.

Get a clue.

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@WSJ The woman has a light fixture for a head. But pumpkin spice lattes are your headline.

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@pitchfork "most anticipated" = "purely based on marketing hype in the absence of any measurable quality"

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@bqsolo @unherd @SMundschenk You have some weird kinks in your sexual fantasies

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@unherd @SMundschenk “Gen Z” is a grossly generalized consumer segmentation category created by marketers to sell people more crap they don’t need.

There are no cultural tribes first built around targeted marketing segmentation.

You are not what you consume.

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@KIRO7Seattle 'Viral'? OK boomer.

Viral died in 2011 when social media replaced your friends with the algorithm feed. There is no lateral ‘contagion’ anymore. The central algorithm decides everything shown now.

You're confusing everything algorithmically promoted with 'viral' ever since.

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@FortuneMagazine Can’t gentrify the planet more than once, can you frat boy?

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@FortuneMagazine Dafuq is Poppi? Is that like a Latina porn site?

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@Phil_Lewis_ Bro. Tell me you don’t know Peru without telling me you don’t know Peru.

https://t.co/1PyQj6xgNt

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@stereogum @Creed You just realizing that social media hasn't had user-sharing virality for 15 years now and it is all now driven by algorithmic promotion and payola?

Welcome to 2026.

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@latimes Who?

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@mattxiv A $25 salmonella burrito latte

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@latimes And I need to know about Halle Berry's daughter WHY again?

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@VisualCap Thanks for yet another unsolicited dick-measuring contest

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@PopBase Their CEO, the ex-Chipotle CEO, has been pushing for salmonella burrito lattes for years now.

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@barstoolsports If only you clowns didn't destroy sports, I'd like this