Haig Prince

Herculean specimen and connoisseur of the finer things

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@yukiisfine Because you’re not in the Balkans

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@itimaliasof Why put yourself through this emotional torment

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@yourealazyfvck Not how it works.

There is a man behind the operation losing hair and cortisol maxing if theres is any real amount of money being made.

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@pawsitivem3ow You walk up and conversate like a normal person

Delete your dating apps

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@pattyice Money will reveal your true nature

Whether it will be used for hedonism or noble causes depends on the one in charge of the money

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@hy_wemmy Women pushing 18 be like this 40 year old is perfect for me

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@Kekius_Sage Weed is a stupidity enhancer

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@bodycrave Your physique is a reflection of your habits

You either broadcast the fact your the superior speciemen

Or a guttonous mouth breather

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@foidbabyalien @WifiMoneyPlant You’re an anon with an E.T as a picture

Are you uglier than ET?

I would like to put a face to the comment

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@TheInsiderPaper

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@WestsideLAGuy Does signing up to a dating app not signal low status?

Swiping behind a screen, or growing a sack confidently approaching a girl

Just admit you’re scared of cold approaching

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@xenobangs No you’re just in America

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@fousey The optimizers curse

What good is a herculean physique when you’re a fragile little feather

Simply eat whatever you like, lift heavy things, smoke and magically be in better shape than everyone else

Not that complicated

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@TheMarcitect What kind of ego maniac do you have to be to put your face on your coffee brand?

Then plaster your name on it

Who would think

“I’d sure love a cup of hanks this morning”

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@Save_A_Man This list is the bare minimum any competent man should have by 20 minus the baby

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@femiiiszn That should be the last of your concern at 23

You should be seeking adventure with your brothers

Scheming how you will get rich together and executing aggressively

Not simping for a bimbo to waste your nights watching netflix with her

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@ick_real

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@UziCryptoo This means you have no desire to be rich

I was able to do all these things at $15,000/mo

[Haig Prince @haigprince]

@Jesii_ca_M Half the things on this list disqualify someone from being a man