Geoff Jackson

Haiku. Put them in your pipe and smoke them.

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

@ilike2movie Creature of the night, A murder in a nightclub, Cockroach for dinner. #FilmPlots

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

Thomas Jefferson, As Reckless with Commas as, He was with his Dick.#4thofJuly #indepenceday #haiku #July4th

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

@KeaneCobb It is a haiku! Quite a good one too. It conveys a great depth of feeling. Snaps!

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

Great odds you may face,
But overcome you will if,
Pure of heart you are. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #haiku #StarWarsDay

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

Turns out CURRENT PROPERTY OF FORMER SLAVE OWNERS won the derby. That horse cannot be defeated. #KentuckyDerby

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

Hot Tip: JESUS CHRIST IS LORD TRUCK STOP is all talk and no walk, put your money on INDIANA THE HORSE NAMED AFTER A DOG. #KentuckyDerby

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

Praying that TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES makes it into the Winner's Circle. #KentuckyDerby

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

HOT TIP: FORMER CHILD STAR does not have what it takes and will crumble at the second furlong. #KentuckyDerby

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

Hot Tip: TOO MANY BEAUREGARDS! just might win this thing. #KentuckyDerby

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

UPDATE: CHECK OUT MY GOATEE will not be competing in the big race! #KentuckyDerby

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

HOT TIP: Don't waste your money on COLD AS ICE, WILLING TO SACRIFICE, he has no heart. #KentuckyDerby

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

HOT TIP: The odds on TAKE THE HOUSE, TAKE THE CAR, TAKE THE KIDS, BURN MY CLOTHES, BUT I'M KEEPING THIS HORSE, are way off.#KentuckyDerby

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HOT TIP: MEMORIES OF MY EX-WIFE will definitely finish in the top three. #KentuckyDerby

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

HOT TIP: Watch for THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY to pull ahead in the final furlong.#KentuckyDerby

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

My pics for the big race: LAST YEAR'S BARLEY CROP, TROUBLE WITH TRIBBLES, FRED DURST'S FAVORITE RED HAT, ALL LEATHER INTERIOR.#KentuckyDerby

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Mantra for today,
This place has shut me out and,
I should kill myself. #haiku #fuckphiladelphia #ToWriteLoveOnHerArms #everythingsucks

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

Summertime is a,
Garden party to which I,
Am not invited. #haiku #SummerJam #bummerjam #tooshortshortshorts

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

ALTERNATE AFFLECK HAIKU:
Always had a soft,
Spot for Affleck and by soft,
Spot I mean boner. #haiku #BenAffleck #batman #tumescence

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

Always had a soft,
Spot for Affleck and by soft,
Spot I mean my butt! #haiku #batman #BenAffleck

[Geoff Jackson @HaikuJackson]

Some kind of plumber,
Fighting turtles and fungi,
To save a princess. #haiku #mariobros #nes #unionlabor