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[TMZ @TMZ]

Sen. Mitch McConnell was found unconscious when rushed to the hospital.

Details: https://t.co/l2gNF4GABx

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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

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Life mantra:

Ass Fat
Head Empty
Stay in my lane

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@mrsken_ @Todi_M2 American left the world health organization in 2025. The “for profit” country was holding everything back I guess.

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@arielhelwani @netflixsports @MostVpromotions Netflix is turning into the place where things become irrelevant

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The year is 2030

*draws gun*
“How do I know you’re the real Will Smith eating spaghetti?!”

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How is Trump going to make a deal with North Korea when he legally can’t be in the same room as her?

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@elonmusk I heard your favorite vacation spot got shut down

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This country is taking Latin hate a little too far. They’re after quinceañeras?!

[BNO News @BNONews]

NEW: U.S. military shot down what was believed to be a foreign drone near El Paso this week, but it turned out to be party balloon - Fox News

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@Naim__Ali Damn, I bet they could do that for child trafficking too

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@RepJackKimble Bro, it’s ok. Just walk away.

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Bad Bunny already won the Super Bowl

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@WhiteHouse LOL!! The White House is drunk texting again

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@HYPEX Lame

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@NoContextHumans Slaptism

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Katy Perry is going to end world hunger by absorbing all of the worlds problems with her ego

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The lord giveth and Trump taketh thy shit!!

[IGN @IGN]

Nintendo has taken the unprecedented decision to delay Switch 2 pre-orders, blaming the impact of Trump's tariff war and "evolving market conditions." https://t.co/N1bQ9K5dBK

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I don't agree with the death penalty, but how else can we punish someone for putting water in an empty soap dispenser to make "more soap"

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If you are bartending this weekend, I am so sorry. Dial 317 for St. Patrick's day crisis intervention #StPatricksDay

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@HustleBitch_ Heroin