Rachel Fogletto

Standup Comedian.All views are my own and maybe yours. Debut album “Is this the test” now available! 🔗⬇️

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

@JoJoFromJerz

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Today’s the 30th anniversary of RATM’S um, ‘memorable’ performance on SNL. There was a fight onstage between our crew and SNL stage hands moments before our performance, wrestling over some upside down American flags which adorned our amps. Timmy C then attacked host/billionarie/presidential candidate Steve Forbes’ family in the dressing room with a wadded up flag. Secret Service flooded the hallways. SNL cut (censored?) our second song and kicked us out onto the sidewalk.
Evil Empire entered the Billboard Album Chart at #1.

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

I hope yesterday’s election results remind us that when we all work together after edging with complete societal collapse and devastation, we can really make things happen!

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Check in on your Philly phriends

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The only thing that can save us is a good edgelord with a gun

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Today is one of those days where you can measure how far you are on your healing journey by how many unpublished hot takes you have saved in your drafts

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Whatever, Guy McViserson

#gobirds

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@NatalieCuomo That’s crazy and you don’t deserve that- you did your job w/the added factor of being a woman - I hope more people realize how messed up it is from seeing this.

ALSO, I worked with you a few years ago and you’re hilarious, your shine is so beyond this sad individual

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It’s rinse the trash hot

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

LET ME HOST THE REUNION! 🇺🇸

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If you find a man sexting other women while he’s inside your home, charge him rent

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If he wouldn’t break a filibuster record to combat fascism, he’s not high effort

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2025: Labia finally becomes an everyday word on social media only to remind women of another body part to worry about in the aging process

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Quality love attracts like but also sometimes narcissists

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@thatchicksonia 😅