Haikus About Pie

I write pie haikus / Crusty poems about pastry / They are mostly dumb

#haiku #pieku #pielove #piethoughts #piegoals

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Happy new year peeps
Time to write more pie haiku
Happy tasty poems
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #piethoughts #pielove #piewisdom #POEMS

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

Spiders slowing down
Getting fat from eating pies
Squish out all their goo
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #piethoughts #pielove #piewisdom #POEMS #poetry #micropoetry #giantradioactivespidersfromjapan

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

Bake a billion pies
Spiders will get fat and slow
Humans will prevail!
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #piethoughts #pielove #piewisdom #POEMS #poetry #micropoetry #giantradioactivespidersfromjapan

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

Spiders from Japan
They will take your pie and blood
Save us Godzilla
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #piethoughts #pielove #piewisdom #POEMS #poetry #micropoetry #Godzilla

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

Safeguard all your pie
Giant spiders have arrived
They are very rude
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #piethoughts #pielove #piewisdom #pierevenge #POEMS #poetry #micropoetry

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

Which of you is Tim
You do not eat a man’s pie
You will pay for this
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #piethoughts #pielove #piewisdom #pierevenge #POEMS #poetry #micropoetry

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

@haiku_anonymous @Uber @UberEats Maybe I can just
Order apples on a ‘zza
Kind of the same thing...?
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #piethoughts #pielove #piewisdom #POEMS #poetry #micropoetry #UberEats #Uber @Uber @UberEats

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

Too damn cold outside
I wonder if UberEats
Will deliver pie
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #piethoughts #pielove #piewisdom #POEMS #UberEats #Uber @Uber @UberEats

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

Everyone loves pie
Even that band NSync does
“Pie pie pie” they sing
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #piethoughts #pielove #piewisdom #POEMS #poetry #micropoetry #nsync @realjoeyfatone

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

I ate pie today
New year's resolution dead
Sweatpants are my fave
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #piethoughts #pielove #piewisdom #POEMS

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

@snazzyschnau
What kind of pie should
I bake for the president?
How about imPEACH
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #ShitholeCountries

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

Go away kitty
No kitty it's my pot pie!
That's a bad kitty!!!
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #cartman #SouthPark #piethoughts #pielove

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

If Donald Trump ate
Pumpkin pie then would that be
Cannibalism?
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #Trumpkin #Trump

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

Skinny people are
Much easier to kidnap
Eat pie for safety
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #piethoughts #pielove #piewisdom

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

Pie lovers rejoice!
Pumpkin-flavoured everything
Now until Christmas
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #piethoughts #pielove #piegoals

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

@BraveTart
Massive breaking news
Your pumpkin pie is a lie
No pumpkins in sight
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

If I baked a pie
And filled it with rabbit meat
Is that a hare pie?
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #piethoughts #revengeofthenerds

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

There are pans for pie
There are also pans for beds
Only one tastes good
#haikusaboutpie #haiku #pieku #pie #piethoughts #pielove #piegoals

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@DNCE @joejonas
Cake by the ocean?
How about pie in the sky
Take that Joe Jonas
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pielove #piegoals #pie #DNCE

[Haikus About Pie @haikusaboutpie]

Someone please invent
A pie that is delicious
And makes you lose weight
#haikusaboutpie #pieku #haiku #pie #piethoughts #piegoals #imtoofat