Albatross

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[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

nintendo direct sucks. i’ll never get to see some sort of cel shaded anime character in distinguished regalia but also with a bit of an attitude unbecoming of royalty

voiceover: this. is the kingdom of bunko

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

(yelling in a completely silent theater) Grogu Acting Different!

[slán 🇵🇸 @slandrroid]

I will NOT drink water from a bag. (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Pass me a bag, brother

[Albatross @hail2thechimp]

@mackmaine Thank you, Mack Maine.

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

walking through the Georgia O’Keefe museum, loudly muttering “I should call her” at every painting until I’m asked to leave

[Albatross @hail2thechimp]

@batmanjumps @ThatComicFan3 This used to be a job where a publishing-focused employee focused on publishing. Just their comics and books. They eliminated that role and made the TV guy oversee publishing as well. More work, less focus. Seems like the books are less important, may go away.

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Trump at rally: And frodo baggins is here, we know frodo baggins, we love frodo, we know the vest, very strong vest, we love MITHRIL. does he want to come up? get him up here. he's invisible, he turned invisible, that's okay

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

people who get off at my bus stop have a certain wisdom all too rare in the world today. people who get off at the bus stop before mine are doubtless idlers. people who get off at stops after mine have ways that are foreign and uncertain but one imagines idolatrous

[ささ☕️ @sasabunecafe]

チョコミントなエーフィとブラッキー✨️
#チョコミントの日

[trash jones @jzux]

me texting a new friend: so excited to hang tomorrow! :) made a reservation for 7:30

me texting an old friend: did u know tjey found Ice Age in osama hard drive

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too

Zane lowe: yeah

Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement

Zane: right. like Wallace

kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though

[Mitchel 🫆 @Mitchel_X14]

I mourned rich homie quan longer than she did her own husband

[Albatross @hail2thechimp]

This was sick.

[Lucky's Books and Comics @luckysonline]

Sammy Harkham and Kevin Huizenga at Lucky’s tonight! This is a Big Deal folks!

[Lucky's Books and Comics @luckysonline]

Sammy Harkham and Kevin Huizenga at Lucky’s tonight! This is a Big Deal folks!

[Andrew Barber @fakeshoredrive]

Clipse 2002.

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

Now this is interesting. I’ve just learned that my favourite painter, Adrien Brody, is also an actor.

[Albatross @hail2thechimp]

@haulypop Yes!!!!

[Albatross @hail2thechimp]

@haulypop It's not the olives. I think pizza is not the right dinner for moving assistance. This took years of observance and development for me to come to this conclusion.

[THUGGERDAILY ひ @ThuggerDaily]

YOUNG THUG X FUTURE
MONEY ON MONEY

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