madame zeroni

i got excema

[madame zeroni @haileeschal]

jonas brothers gets me PUMPED

[madame zeroni @haileeschal]

@appledanishlovr @CitiField @KahanHQ just get your merch here girl

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

GINK MY GOD

[Arif Hasan, but NFL 🏈 @ArifHasanNFL]

jesus darnold calm down

[madame zeroni @haileeschal]

me to my baked ziti when the waitress brings it out in that little ceramic dish

[madame zeroni @haileeschal]

maturing is realizing that oatmeal raisin cookies are actually gas

[madame zeroni @haileeschal]

@joy_breaker @baddanadanabad ME TOO LMAO

[madame zeroni @haileeschal]

it’s always “wyd” and never “bwthhybl”

[bren @intheightz]

happy fathers day to him

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

we have Got to start sexualizing eczema

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

rt if you’re smart

[hannah @c0veredinrain]

john mayer where are you

[madame zeroni @haileeschal]

in need of an @JohnMayer cover of iris by the goo goo dolls

[utena truther 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @azaleaglacier]

whos pussy got hozier singing like this

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Dude how the fuck is everyone getting the vaccine

[madame zeroni @haileeschal]

“what time were you born” gf “idk i’ll ask my mom” bf

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Not me. Us.

[madame zeroni @haileeschal]

only 5 days until the stupid “it’s 2020” jokes stop i cant wait

[madame zeroni @haileeschal]

“this kid didn’t get his fucking hippopotamus yet??” -my mom from the kitchen when the song came on the yule log for the 6284739th time this morning