Joshua begged to open our stockings (he got us matching permanent bracelets & got me a charm bracelet of our birthstones), he shaved my big toes, sat in the bathroom with me while I showered, banged me, and made us a plate of cheese & crackers while watching Harry Potter
Starting a thread of all the things Mera does while driving us to Pittsburgh so you all can build a reckless driving case if I don’t make it out of this car: