Hailee Trottier

[Hailee Trottier @HaileeTrottier]

@lostnthememoryy Literally all the tickets were gone in less than 45 seconds

[Lauren @the_lo_ho]

How do people function with chapped lips

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

When i am sitting at the bottom of a hot shower that’s the real me

[Jenni @hashjenni]

why do sunglasses look better on top of ur head than on ur face

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

my Uber driver:

me drunk in the backseat:

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

Looks like we made it

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

oh nah nah, baby... oh nah nah nah, yeaah

[Hailee Trottier @HaileeTrottier]

@mmacneil_ @delphineaxcell Wait .. like actually??

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

i can’t stop watching this i’m dying

[katie @confirmedrump]

every woman in a Christmas movie: I’m a CITY girl and I like big gold belts and button up BLOUSes. Suddenly I have to go to the COUNTRY? No no! Fall in love? Not me! I’m a REALTOR

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

nobody:

50 year old white suburban parents: chipol-tee

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

can’t stop thinking about the time I watched a woman try to put her dog through the airport security scanner and the tsa agent picked it up and was like “ma’am no”

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

My Birkin is in that pile right now wondering where the fuck I am hahaha

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

10 year old me
explaining why i need
a club penguin
membership to have
different colored
igloos and puffles: my mom:

[simone @simonemalec]

happy one year anniversary to the greatest evidence of ghosts this world has ever witnessed

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

Legends never die