dingo

who is dingo?

[dingo @bigolboot]

wyd tonight? wanna come over and treat me with tenderness and compassion?

[dingo @bigolboot]

10am sitting in my kitchen tearing up about Youppi

[dingo @bigolboot]

i love working in an office again being reminded that everyone has an eating disorder

[dingo @bigolboot]

where did dr. oetker get his credentials?

[dingo @bigolboot]

thank you globalism for allowing me to have an iced latte and hear vulfpeck anywhere in the world

[dingo @bigolboot]

sometimes you are 28 years old waiting for your piece to finish skateboarding so you can kiss and that is exactly when you should find god

[dingo @bigolboot]

respectfully if i haven’t learned the board game at this point in my life i am not going to try

[dingo @bigolboot]

3pm melona with the situationship, you really never know what’s in store

[dingo @bigolboot]

ever since i was a girl i dreamed of being lovebombed by a sociopath

[dingo @bigolboot]

straight men aren’t experiencing the curative power of doing your hair a little different, that is why they are starting wars

[dingo @bigolboot]

every six months i apply for a job at tiff so i can be humbled enormously

[dingo @bigolboot]

i'm dropping it from 'okely dokely' to just 'dokely'. if you couldn't tell i don't give a fuck

[dingo @bigolboot]

thought i just wrote my greatest song ever turns out it’s just the subway by chappell roan

[dingo @bigolboot]

home sick, brushed my cats until they gleamed and they now cannot be viewed with the naked eye

[dingo @bigolboot]

i don’t have a close friends story i want every ex to see everything

[dingo @bigolboot]

can’t quite describe the archetype but the most annoying women in the world ALWAYS have quirky earrings and WILL call the police on their neighbours

[dingo @bigolboot]

remember ... people who live perilously close to the exhibition from june - september are people too :(

[dingo @bigolboot]

i did a wheelie at cafeteria last night and everyone loved it, i was their prophet

[dingo @bigolboot]

mental health so amazing i just listened to four minutes of happy by pharrell williams before skipping

[venus @venuslovesrats]

lets stand on top of mama