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🚨 Donald Trump says the US has experimental drugs that can bring dead people back to life.

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I would put Kevin James in a cowboy flick

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Gratuit Guillaume (1993)

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Sometimes you have to weigh the frozen prawns of a situation

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My farmers almanac didn’t say anything about all these potholes this spring

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I love Panera Bread

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James Marsden should play the president in every movie

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Romantic cigarette at Yonge and Dundas square

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Ok

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Sorry I’m late my Uber driver slowed down to wave at a baby

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I was cool about it for a bit but Coke Zero fucking sucks

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I really think Marie Kondo would benefit from hiring me to her team

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I’ve never had a good fiddlehead

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Being a millennial means going to see Tame Impala play live in a couple months

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When you hear there’s a new movie about chairs, you have to go watch the trailer

[Music Box Theatre @musicboxtheatre]

A woman (Juliette Lewis) swaps bodies with a chair, and everyone likes her better as the chair, in Amanda Kramer's surreal, deadpan comedy BY DESIGN!

Opens this Friday at the Music Box - A @musicboxfilms release🪑

Get Tickets Now: https://t.co/BvLL3n2uGN

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Uber driver playing some crazy 2010 indie shit when I got in

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I want to smoke in Michael Collins so bad

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ATTENTION BRITISH PEOPLE: STOP SAYING SPAG BOL

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Willy Wonka is kind of like the original Mr Beast