Hailey Zdanio

[sam ʚїɞ @luvfromclay]

if u hate musicals u hate joy and whimsy sorry i dont make the rules

[fishious @fishquichee]

(Shaking hands with someone i just met) unhand me you freak

[fishious @fishquichee]

‘A little bird told me’? Well a huge fat one told me something else

[trash jones @jzux]

i love being in my room. i’m the mayor in there

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

he knew nothing but pain and suffering yet he chose love

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

when i call a cat chonky, i am not fatshaming him. in fact, i am fatpraising him.

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

me if my boyfriend was a worm:

[goma @soigomaa]

when you realize that posting for one person on your story is the modern equivalent of gatsby throwing massive parties in hopes that daisy would notice from across the lake.

[ren @peredhelheart]

‘i love you’
★☆☆☆☆

‘i would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.’ ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

[ᦓꪮꪶ @autisticnavi]

wish I could be flying with an ikran rn instead of my customer service job.

[Relay @RelayTS]

How I imagine all of the people who are convincing themselves that there’s another episode coming in Stranger Things 5

[𐕣 Vee 𐕣 @dollllfears]

Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys gonna get ate by monsters.

[myd 🍉 @millerlalani]

the absolute silence when they were asked who won the superbowl 😭😭 i love these nerds

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

post-hangout affirmations

-i was normal
-there are at least 2 or 3 people alive
who are worse to spend time with
than me
-no one wants me to die
-nobody noticed when i missed my
mouth a little bit & spilled some diet
coke down my shirt

[Duolingo @duolingo]

jeremiah fisher i HATE you

[izzy @spidermannwh]

they visited conrad fisher in his sleep and possessed his body like a demon #thesummeriturnedpretty

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

going to Work with my soft tender whimsical heart