Hailey and I just got back to our cute, outdoorsy Airbnb and there was a LIVE CHICKEN IN OUR BED. We got her out. Still have no idea how she got in.
Tonight we sleep in fear.
okay yes the Jonas Brothers are back together and were all excited but are we just going to forget about the fact that Frankie got left out of the family band again????
Samuel cried at dinner tonight because I said the prayer and forgot to ask him if he wanted to say it, and that’s the kind of spiritual conviction I need in my own life.
I created a group message between @ahj352, @hailey_boonstra and myself (even though they have never met) so I can simultaneously update them on my life and now they’re actually becoming friends and I’m scared they’re going to forget about me SOS
I stand before you as the granddaughter of an iron ore miner, the daughter of a teacher and a newspaperman, the first woman elected to the United States Senate from the State of Minnesota, to announce my candidacy for President of the United States.