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[Syra🌵 @FourEyesNoLies]

A man just called me rude today. I felt relief. I thought I was losing my spark

[m @pumptinis]

jesse saying ALL RISE when ciara entered the reunion stage 😭😭😭😭😭 #summerhouse

[Big Sev @PrinceCharmer_]

No sundresses in sight. Just Sambas and oversized jorts 🥲

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

Imagine not being a Bravo fan

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

Apparently, “Morning, bitches” is not considered a “team-oriented greeting” at work.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Finding a low traffic bathroom at your job is so important.

[❀ @deallium]

sometimes i just need to sit in the sun about it

[໊ @buffys]

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

& for the lady, perhaps a day off?

[miia @miiagarro]

“you’re always sleeping”

god forbid a girl wants to be unconscious

[Iron Heart ❤️ @Thickfitjen]

It’s too many men talking during women’s history month. Shut the fuck up.

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

I am the cherry on top

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me after telling everyone I'm busy

[⚠️ @dasiadoubleyouu]

Proud owner of a fat ass

[random Philly guy who loves LEBRON JAMES @PhillyFink]

High of 45 tomorrow?????? I might open up the pool

[bri @brie_alyssa]

if you can't vibe to bad bunny.. that’s a skill issue.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

january must got melatonin in it cause i been sleepy everyday