hails

[hails @hailey_salter]

ill consider marriage the day i find someone that makes me laugh as much as i make me laugh

[bellylint @bellylint4]

yall don't get to post wnba players when someone on your active roster tried to murder one

[f @lesbygambino]

someone said sophie escorted paige straight to the basket😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

This is why the joke matters. Cause it’s not a joke.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

who could’ve predicted this!

[niamh @battymoth]

why did they call it the Paris Olympics and not Oui Sports

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

3. Paris 2024 will be the first Olympics in history to achieve numerical gender parity on the field of play, with an equal number of female and male athletes participating in the largest sporting event in the world.  Out of the 10,500 athletes participating in the Games, 5,250 will be men and 5,250 women.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

we are on the brink of a historic night of tweeting

[lev @lisco_2000]

32th

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

being productive at work is EASY with a disciplined routine: I spend the first 6 hours doing nothing at all, and the final 2 hours in absolute SICKO mode with the fear of god inside me

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

I had 32 beers last night and I’m scared to look through my phone. I’m just going to factory reset it

[erica @ericanextdooor]

when people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it” i’m like, oh you do not know what i’m capable of

[L 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @InchOrInfinity]

Not being dramatic when I say this is the best photo on Earth

[manny @mannyfidel]

the #NorthernLights from my apartment in Brooklyn, NY. awesome

[trash jones @jzux]

so jealous of cats to be honest. imagine being a huge bitch literally all the time and the person who takes care of you is like awwwwwww

[Vinyl Witch 🧙🏻 @Aflgirl126]

While we’re at it, don’t look directly at me tomorrow either. 🌖

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

"u cried over me"

Yea I also cry when idk what to wear so it aint a big deal

[smh @sanelengcobo_]

human trafficking is such a crazy concept because wdym you're stealing a person