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[corb @awshuqs]

my friend said he had to “study” for the “bar exam” yeah normal people call that pregaming

[plant milkweed 🦋🐞 @byejudymoody]

Environmental job boards are like “we’ve found two new jobs for you: ‘the CEO of American Conservation Experience’ and ‘Unpaid intern at random wildlife sanctuary in Florida’. Hope this helps!”

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Oddly specific, but I love when ppl use "Hello???!" as a depiction of discontent or bewildering confusion LMAO

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

i've seen Secret Lives of Mormon Wives i know yall are doing ketamine

[freckxi ⋆˚࿔ @freckxi]

AI. IS. ACTIVELY. KILLING. THE. PLANET. AND. CHATGPT. IS. MAKING. YOU. STUPID.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love when they’re doing road work and they let you drive on the wrong side for a few seconds

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Looking at my bank account after a night out

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[ravn @mfnravn]

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do