Hailey

[Hailey @haileyblossoms]

#ithoughtmyuteruswasgoingtopopoutofmyface

[Hailey @haileyblossoms]

#crazy asswhitegirl #noregrets

[Hailey @haileyblossoms]

"So how does it feel to never tell the truth?" #shitkennysays #to a Sag' #tonto

[Hailey @haileyblossoms]

My 12 yr old daughter just tapped my wine glass with her fingernail to get my attention. #parenting #doingitright

[Hailey @haileyblossoms]

#dangerous #mybadson #<3

[Hailey @haileyblossoms]

The vagina is the scariest thing that could happen to me right now. #shitmysonsays #indeed

[Hailey @haileyblossoms]

~ That one's mine; it's too big for you #shitmysonsays

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Lepidopterophobia is the fear of butterflies.

[Hailey @haileyblossoms]

Spy/smell a hot dog cart. Pout. Youngest daughter says: "Off with the Celiac & on to VS panties!!!" #<3

[Hailey @haileyblossoms]

~ Why is the rum always gone? #rumpunch #duh

[Bradley Van Muyden @BradleySuicide]

I have a new article up on @SuicideGirls! Go check out my break up rules and regulations <3 http://t.co/KjOdSbbujp

[Hailey @haileyblossoms]

Soooo, not fucking = not friends. #notrust #mensuck #notshocked

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Clefairy was Ash's original Pokémon in the comics. Pikachu was chosen for TV because kids found him more enjoyable.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A study claims the key to a perfect night's sleep is going to bed at exactly 10PM, having a cup of tea beforehand, and wearing pajamas.

[Bradley Van Muyden @BradleySuicide]

#datingtips If you're taking me on a date don't ask me "where do you want to go?"...be a goddamn man and you figure it out.

[Hailey @haileyblossoms]

#hoardinglimes

[Hailey @haileyblossoms]

��@UberFacts: Female duck vaginas actually contain multiple “dead ends” to help protect them against duck rape.”@JenniferRose167

[Hailey @haileyblossoms]

The guilt trip can stop anytime now. #men #ugh