Hailey Bomar

give me 3 shots of tequila and put on the Dixie Chicks

[Hailey Bomar @HaileyBomar]

The DQ 5 buck lunch has got to be one of the best deals on the planet

[Hailey Bomar @HaileyBomar]

Cried my face off in the parking lot of my sister's dorm aka I have ZERO chill as a big sister

[Hailey Bomar @HaileyBomar]

My dad won't stop making a goat noise and then saying "keep 'er movin'"

WE ARE IN A RESTAURANT

[Hailey Bomar @HaileyBomar]

@Bomar_Maia What are you gonna do? Plant a bomb?

[Hailey Bomar @HaileyBomar]

Time to get crunk

*turns the heating pad up to high*

[Hailey Bomar @HaileyBomar]

@terra_no_way @Bomar_Maia sisterly love amirite

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this image will haunt me for decades

[Hailey Bomar @HaileyBomar]

Don't mind me, just crouching in the woods adjusting my diva cup in the middle of my my 5 mile run

[Hailey Bomar @HaileyBomar]

Gettin' swarmed by ladies today !

They're mosquitoes

[Hailey Bomar @HaileyBomar]

@PaulHollywood making ciabatta https://t.co/BCp7M44FpA

[nudist @nudist]

name a non sexual act that turns you on

[Hailey Bomar @HaileyBomar]

Every time Paul Hollywood cracks an egg one-handed on GBBS Master Class I raise a sensual eyebrow

[Hailey Bomar @HaileyBomar]

Realizing that I will not be able to afford having eyeballs in adulthood! These motherfuckers cost me over $500 every year

[Hailey Bomar @HaileyBomar]

People think I'm texting drunk, but no, it's just that I'm holding an ice cream cone in my dominant hand

[Hailey Bomar @HaileyBomar]

@aewray ME TOO THOUGH

[Hailey Bomar @HaileyBomar]

Not enough shredded cheese left to make a quesadilla so I just emptied the bag into my gaping mouth. What's not to love about me?

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Cool that if you don't call your senator every day you die

[Hailey Bomar @HaileyBomar]

@GHardstark @KatharineRuby

[anna ＜コ：ミ @cuttlefishqueen]

"a woman's touch" aka giving a shit

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

Anytime I'm at a concert and the band asks, "How's everyone feeling tonight," I'm just like, First of all, thank you so much for asking