Katharine Ruby

don't let your memes be dreams

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Cheesecake factory at the minimum https://t.co/MZujD6mBug

[Katharine Ruby @KatharineRuby]

my review of the ritual: good n scary, screamed a couple times. also—no one, not even a crazy deer with hands on its neck, can use yr pain against u without yr permission #hottakes

[Katharine Ruby @KatharineRuby]

first time seeing a @LPontheleft shirt in the wild, first great day in weeks—coincidence or chaos magick??? Whos to say

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

*on a date*

ya im kind of a film nerd

*back at my place*

so here's my orange VHS copy of Rugrats in Paris

[Zahra Zaraa Danejo @tinkizee2]

Women are not rehablitation centres for badly raised boys

[Absurdistwords @absurdistwords]

Top 8 Reasons I Don't Care About Spelling

1) Some people are dyslexic
2) Spelling =/= intelligence
3) Proper spelling is new
4) Language is living and fluid
5) Some people are new to writing
6) If I unnderstant u, hoo kairz?
7) People write on tiny phones
8) Its elitist

[Slate @Slate]

In 1996, Australia enacted strict gun laws. It hasn't had a mass shooting since. https://t.co/aywT2h9SR0

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

white people are more worried about white people dying in paintings than they are about black people dying in real life https://t.co/GaRoSQR2ac

[Katharine Ruby @KatharineRuby]

me to myself whilst lipsyncing along to fall out boy in the mirror: i am ugly and so powerful and full of passion

[Katharine Ruby @KatharineRuby]

someone plz direct me to the form I need to fill out to be immediately reborn as an 1800s shepherdess in the alps. time is a factor

[Katharine Ruby @KatharineRuby]

describing vampire fangs in an academic paper. which should I use

[Katharine Ruby @KatharineRuby]

for some unknown to me reason, tonite is the nite 2 establish my status as the loudest crier on my floor. tbh who am I to fight destiny

[Katharine Ruby @KatharineRuby]

just tripped for 15 seconds before faceplanting and tbh that's a good description of how today has felt

[Katharine Ruby @KatharineRuby]

I am full of love and gin but mostly love

[Katharine Ruby @KatharineRuby]

catch ya girl making herself late for class in the name of mediocre iced coffee and crying in the cafe line

[Katharine Ruby @KatharineRuby]

i fuckin love academia and that inimitable gem of a quote

[Katharine Ruby @KatharineRuby]

"...an affair between female vampire Sterling O'Blivion and a genderless creature from outer space who is in disguise as Virginia Woolf"

[Katharine Ruby @KatharineRuby]

now seeking backers for the dancing detective. or someone to put me in touch w Mel so I can close the tab on my phone and be free at last

[Katharine Ruby @KatharineRuby]

welcome to my pitch for the dancing detective. influences include singing in the rain, the producers, and whiskey in a teacup