Guglielmo L’Avatori

World’s number one fan of genus Potamogeton

[owen crews @nevo1st]

🚨JUST IN: Harry Kane has confirmed he had a jam roly-poly with extra custard last night.

"I hope it doesnt affect my performance on the pitch"

[🌴🇺🇲 Jbrina Purdy 🇲🇽🌴 @JbrinaPurdy]

Colombia is OUT. Norway is the last Latin American country left 🙏🇳🇴

[macksy @macksypowwa]

other families’ name for the tv remote control makes me feel physically fucking sick

[yedoye @yedoye_]

woke up today thinking about how plankton has to watch porn on his wife

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

About to hit the movies.....by myself lol

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@fredday95 This is so true

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@BWDBWDBWD @OptimalColdBrew wish it went to Brooklyn...

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@w0rldmap They’re going to make it

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@alexbronzini Hey man can I get a bronzini

[matt @mattybtweets69]

The comedians job is not only to lift a mirror up to society but lift a mirror up to Yo mama. Even if it takes a thousand men to lift the worlds largest mirror.

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@draikjack Hey now!

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@apat10 Hey now!

[willy 🌜💧 @willystaley]

The hustle, the bustle — and the bodegas that fuel it all. The late nights that turn into early mornings. The hook ups, break ups, make ups and shake-ups. The fact that it may not be easy, but at least you know you’re having the time of your life. And — yeah — the freakin’ pizza.

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@evergrace_wiki Hey now

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@yumtapwater @agrokomercsin Dream job

[brittany @brittanydeitch]

Ok i have to get out of brooklyn

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@MikeBales And that’s their prerogative

[🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson]

Cause ur baeically for fucking... nonoeronaltiy

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Drivin’. F*ck

[Guglielmo L’Avatori @my_linkedin]

Sorry losah! I’m driving’ heah