Hailey

just wingin’ it ♑️

[kie @criminalplaza]

trying to pick a career path that wont be destroyed by ai in a couple of years

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

Devil on my shoulder: it’s Friday night. Have 7-10 beers. Come on do it 😈 you know you want to 😈

Angel on my shoulder: only have 3-5 beers

[penelope @KnausgaardFacts]

how it feels to text a man anything at all

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

TAKE ME TO YOUR BEST FRIEND’S HOUSE I LOVED YOU THEN AND I LOVE YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[mariana @pastapilled]

first day of my period

[Hailey @haileybragsalot]

I too am one burned sauce away from putting a gun in my mouth

[hot girl midsommar @fkamimi]

i just don’t understand how anybody watches THE BEAR and thinks about romance when carmy is constantly one burned sauce away from putting a gun in his mouth

[Hailey @haileybragsalot]

This would work on me

[Hailey @haileybragsalot]

my sim’s life

[tay @hairball1952]

girls when they applied for a job, did the interview, got a job, and now have to work

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

Me making plans for today

[Hailey @haileybragsalot]

Why is Kent a dead zone for dispensaries do they want me to suffer

[randomcontrol @wasteofaface]

just told an interviewer i’m “obsessed with steamlining processes”

[Hailey @haileybragsalot]

went on a beautiful hike today (parked my car at Evergreen Market and walked over to Mary Janes on the other side of the steep parking lot)

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Took Adderall too late in the day yesterday and was up until 4am writing down compliments i could give a judge to get him on my side if im on trial

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The “will even quit unfulfilling jobs” is cracking me up. Like yes. Good.