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[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

@fsmikey I think you need to average the distances of the furthest piece and the closest piece. A sandwich is only as strong as it’s weakest link

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

@chrissyteigen you’ve become a household name. I told my fiancé to grab the bowl “on top of the Chrissy Tiegen plates” and he knew exactly where to look

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

Popcorn and Pinot for dinner. Because I'm an adult and I can do what I want.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

im becoming an organ donor so Ruth Bader Ginsburg can harvest whatever she needs to stay the fuck alive

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

I will never call him President. Not even if there is a fire.

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

The best thing about being a grown up is that there is food at the parties.

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

Donald's campaign PR people last night.

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

🙃

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

Being skinny is probably fun but so is eating a pizza for breakfast and Chinese for lunch and not leaving bed til 5:30 PM

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

@elenisk3zas shovel and funnel

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

@lgsmith19 I wish it was tiki in a tree. Do you still have that? I would really appreciate it.

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

St Patrick's day Asian drunk noodles inspired by @chrissyteigen

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

About to read this like a romance novel. @chrissyteigen

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

@maggietrayyy #deepshit

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

@maggietrayyy and my hair in the morning

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

@haileycathleen #justicefortommy

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

How come Tommy Pickles getting a new little brother was the saddest thing to ever happen???

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

Overheard girls at the gym say it would be "fun" to start swimming. lol.

[Haiileyyy @haileycathleen]

@natepolo you tonight https://t.co/RCYEtEm74c