stargirl 🌟💞

sometimes I know, sometimes I don’t

[stargirl 🌟💞 @haileychavezzz]

Make your parents proud,your enemies jealous,and yourself happy.-The Weeknd

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

ur balding cause u were mean to me that 1 time

[Jamie @transsexualdyke]

"Whose pussy is this" Yours I love you

[Liv 🐻 @prentissliv]

My fat ass just accidentally said “Texas Roadhouse massacre” instead of chainsaw

[. @Carlosgramosc]

Mi cabeza cuando alguien empieza a explicarme algo

[Slimantha Morningstar🔪🕷️ @SlimThaGoddess_]

“you really funny as fuck” i know baby, go head & take em off.

[Onyema🛡️ @OnyemaSam1]

When your paycheck hit and you just start buying unnecessary shyt

[M @preetythreat]

Your face is so kissable i js wanna mwah mwah all over you

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[🦂 @dejaaura]

if u coming to my birthday sleepover bring twerk shorts

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

idk how y’all be having rosters these niggas suck

[mika @mikasagrada]

“não pensa muito nisso”

eu a noite inteira:

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[ʚ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎₊˚ emi ⋆ 🦭˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @littlemiksx]

Mi parte favorita de la biblia es cuando Jesús, en vez de decirle a las mujeres como vestirse, le dice a los hombres que se arranquen sus ojos y corten las manos si no son capaces de controlarse

[miia @miiagarro]

me on facetime looking at myself & not listening

[.:•*✧* BANKROLL *✧*•:. @BBYKUSHKEN]

i hate when ugly ass niggas follow u & unfollow u a trillion times tryna get ur attention

[Psyberdelic @Psyberdelic_]

I shoved a piece of crayon up my nose as a kid and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. A nurse tried giving me a coloring book and crayons for being a good boy and my dad said "don't give that retard anymore crayons"