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[hailey @haileycollom]

if i get treated like a church confessional, can i get the church tax exemptions too?

[Red Drummarts @redrummarts]

It was crazy getting into movies in high school and learning the dad from Diary of a Wimpy Kid had an actual career

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

sports bra so tight it feels like I’m microdosing being nonbinary

[ًًneenee ⚢ @yoonchaand]

sometimes i talk to my mother and it feels like she's in a prison of her own making

[L 🍉 @verynormalgf]

earls happy hour on the patio is middle class white canadian millennial cringe but it's not when I do it

[stephen @stephenattong]

canadians be like did you get $49.11 from the bread settlement

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

You should be able to leave work 2 and a half hours early if you don’t feel like being there any more

[cee @1ovesickkk]

(zero drinks in) do you think the shame and guilt will ever go away

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I’ll block a bitch on Moshi Monsters

[hailey @haileycollom]

@NoahKahan yes please

[Not Now John @fryspati]

They’re saying the 100 calorie breakfast and then nothing until 1000 calorie dinner is good for you

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

people who take their corporate jobs way too seriously scare me, like relax.

[hailey @haileycollom]

boss makes a dollar I make a dime - so i play tomodachi life on company time

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Artemis II is officially back home.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Bean Soup Theory is perhaps the most relevant sociological analysis of the 2020s and I’m not joking

[ven @venbies]

you people do not hate mr beast nearly enough for my liking

[水shui₈₇ 🐞 | benedict wang shady facts @fujobritta]

buying a nintendo game in canada feels like getting tied up and hurled at with rocks and beat with pointy sticks

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

[maze ☆ @m0sstrx]

being a gamer in canada is like being shot 48 times in the chest for fun

[Ho ♥︎ | is watching schlatt. @slutforhos]

the hottest woman u know has a vry complicated relationship w jschlatt