Hailey Erickson

[Hailey Erickson @haileyerickso]

Dishwasher, laundry machine, and roomba all running at the same time feels like I really have my shit together

[Hailey Erickson @haileyerickso]

I wonder if high noons miss me as much as I miss them during this pregnancy…

[Hailey Erickson @haileyerickso]

I’m cackling 😂😂

[House of Trad @house_of_trad]

@POTUS Update your maps

[Hailey Erickson @haileyerickso]

The feminine urge to move to the uninhabited “island” under the 210 bridge…no just me?

[Hailey Erickson @haileyerickso]

The sun is really setting before 7 now 😭😭😭

[Hailey Erickson @haileyerickso]

@h0ly_trinity Honestly I hate to say it, but complaining on Twitter seems to be the best way to get good customer service these days lol. I tried messaging and calling ATT the other day for a WiFi problem and couldn’t even get a human. Maybe Twitter would work 😂

[Hailey Erickson @haileyerickso]

Trying to check into my Airbnb (which I’ve had booked since July lol) and I think I have the most chaotic host ever bc huh??? Why would I “know how that goes”??

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omg that’s like their beyoncé

[Hailey Erickson @haileyerickso]

My boyfriend is so chronically offline…I just told him he was very demure and he was like “what is that, is that even a word?”

[Hailey Erickson @haileyerickso]

It’s an “order myself a sweet treat while I’m still drinking my first sweet treat” kinda day 🥤🍦

[Hailey Erickson @haileyerickso]

@bachelorbtch Yes, I’m on Wegovy and my insurance covers it even though I’m not prediabetic

[Hailey Erickson @haileyerickso]

Made a 100% on a final that’s worth 1/3 of the total grade…I’m the shit lol

[Hailey Erickson @haileyerickso]

My face when I turned in a sloppy report, expecting to get a C at best, and end up with an A 😂

[Hailey Erickson @haileyerickso]

Help me win free stuff lol

Can you take the gift and accept my invitation? Only 2 steps, take your free gifts and help me get mine？
https://t.co/QSxzgqEx0s

[Hailey Erickson @haileyerickso]

@h0ly_trinity Done lol help me get mine 😂😂 Can you take the gift and accept my invitation? Only 2 steps, take your free gifts and help me get mine？
https://t.co/QSxzgqEx0s

[Hailey Erickson @haileyerickso]

@h0ly_trinity It kinda tastes like soap to me, but I kinda like it??

[Hailey Erickson @haileyerickso]

@h0ly_trinity @LocalSoundwave @sweatyhairy Omg why are these replies so mean lol