macaroni & hails

enjoy my twitter for infrequent, limited time only !

[macaroni & hails @haileyimcintosh]

I’ve NEVER seen a man looking through the t shirt section at a goodwill. If you want the goods, put in the work, period.

[macaroni & hails @haileyimcintosh]

man this is why I don’t like it here

[macaroni & hails @haileyimcintosh]

the only pics from hawaii that matter

[Reyna Biddy @DearYouFromWe]

This generation takes shit way too serious. Lighten up. We all got a reason to be angry, frustrated, hopeless—but i personally REFUSE to live my life this way. why hold yourself hostage in a gloomy place?

[macaroni & hails @haileyimcintosh]

we’re already off to a great start 😌

[macaroni & hails @haileyimcintosh]

hi i am back for my annual 2-3 month twitter run. how have we been?

[macaroni & hails @haileyimcintosh]

@jangus_khan3 September. No comment.

[macaroni & hails @haileyimcintosh]

the world would be a better place if people quit pretending to hate hot dogs.

[macaroni & hails @haileyimcintosh]

when I was in junior high I had forever by drake as my ring tone and one day in class I texted mySELF so that my crush could hear it and think i was cool or something. it didn’t work.

[Reyna Biddy @DearYouFromWe]

i don’t want to spend any more time mourning. i wanna spend my time accepting everything as it comes. i wanna love life, better. i’ve spent enough time disappointed, heartbroken, confused. let down by my own expectations. this year i want to just live. happily. freely.

[𝔄𝔩𝔣𝔯𝔢𝔡𝔬 𝔍𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔷 𝔍ℜ @Jozr_]

Me hearing all the things I don’t want to accept but have to

[PAWGy Hill @rhubarbbitch]

🤩 is me as a person

[macaroni & hails @haileyimcintosh]

magic from a week ago.

[macaroni & hails @haileyimcintosh]

in middle school there was a boy in my class who was convinced cheese was ONLY made in Wisconsin. NO WHERE else. iykyk.

[srirwacha @sarahnicoleryer]

took an adderall and then accidentally stayed up to write a 20,000 page essay on why i firmly believe wisconsin isn’t real and what the government is hiding there

[macaroni & hails @haileyimcintosh]

bc if a man loves cats they know they can’t/don’t immediately deserve all the attention we give. it means they’re patient enough to wait for us to come around instead of chasing 🐶🥴

[macaroni & hails @haileyimcintosh]

me interrupting my boyfriend so he can’t continue to talk to me about my bad spending habits

[priscilla @prisk3lla]

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

[satans_bootycall @satansbootyxxll]

Help yourself, love