Hail$

[em🌼MPH @capybartini]

it makes me sad when I tuck my cat in all warm and cozy and she looks soooo cute and then 1 minute later she’s decided the blanket is a prison she must escape 💔

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

when you ask ur male friends for advice & they start off with “ima be real”

[✸ emmylou sugarbean ✸ @emxlymargaret]

another mother's day where my cats didn't get me SHIT

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

had no caption for this he just looks so cute

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Him: Damn shorty where ya äss at ?
Me : my n!gga ate it all

[Isabella M. @isamejia___]

te amo Justin Bieber, nunca fuiste una etapa

[MOTHER @MOTHERMAGE]

this pussy this good… i swear

[ꨄ︎ lle @lle_0328]

Moi tous les jours quand je sors de chez moi prcq mon chat c’est mon enfant

[HOT MOM @1800HOTMOM]

it didn’t work out b/c u would’ve hated that life!

[Dyme @dyme_dyme_dyme]

Best thing I ever did was not have a baby by none of these niggas lol

[Melissa @mellyc620]

If the internet is forever, then where are my MySpace pics?

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

i did nothing wrong he just hates sweet loving angels apparently

[k. @kngelique]

Yea this happened to me

[a$ya.🫧 @tharicch]

happy valentines day to myself I’m worth more than anybody ever made me feel.❤️

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Last year for Valentine’s Day everybody’s husband was pulling up with flowers and chocolates and it was so cute…

And then a guy comes in with 2 large pizzas, wings, a Pepsi and says “Order for Bianca?”

My husband knew the way to my heart was through my fat ass stomach. Tore them wings up at work, tore HIM up that night.

Marry the one who really *really* likes you. 🩷🍕😍🎉

[KAI @ended_everyone]

justin bieber really got one of the cleanest vocals alive it's actually crazy

[Big Dreez 💎 @dreezydreezy]

Nah Dolly… You won 😩

[kayy✈️ @KoenaMokoenaaa]

Gifting him the cologne my ex would wear so that hugs feel like home again>>>>